No, we're not fucking quaint.

Yes to the last three. Plus, that we all were gun nuts, that we couldn’t read, that we secretly wanted to control the world (mostly liberals that one), and worst of all, that we had never heard of cricket! No one made fun of my accent though, mainly because people couldn’t decide if I was from the US, Canada or Germany. Hence I managed to get a lot of “Jurgen the Student” jokes thrown at me, which I always found amusing. I also found it amusing that, after I’d lived there a few years and had picked up an English accent from my (now ex-)wife, sometimes people who didn’t know where I was from would start spouting anti-Americanisms at me. I wouldn’t tell them where I was from right away. I’d tell them about my cricket club and my D.Phil thesis on the early English Bible in East Anglia. Then I’d tell them where I was from.

I was not at all pissed off by anyone’s comments. What I found disturbing were the comments to my (English-born) wife like “How could you possibly marry someone from there?” Well, sometimes the people who would over-patiently describe the British political system to me when we were discussing politics. But then I would just over-patiently describe the 13th-century origins of Parliament back to them.

So certain people in England are insensitive, rude and racist (which, trust me, I know all too well) and this has something to do with Americans commenting on the state of English food? Please. Calling someone a bad cook is not an insult on the level of a racial epithet.

My comment was a “drive-by”? Obviously you missed my earlier post in the thread. Come to think of it, you’ve missed the hundreds of posts I’ve made at my time on the Board which have had great things to say about my time in England, the people I met there and the things I learned there. More to the point: What is so “offensive and ignorant” about saying that a country’s food is not as good as another’s? English food is getting better every year, and I will heartily agree with that. But English food, especially in the North and where I lived in Oxford, still has a long way to go. That is not a stain on the English character.

So, are you actually agreeing with me, after all the noise you’ve made about saying a country’s food is not as good as another’s being such a bad insult? Again, tell me how it is that talking about a country’s food is “making fun” of another person.

You challenged us that “anyone who comes out with that [English food isn’t good] hasn’t been to England,” then, “backed it up” with a link to, of all places, the BBC Food website! I strongly suspect you were the one planning a “drive-by”–by angling for a negative comment, then jumping all over anyone who did, accusing them of racism or something uncomfortably near it. I didn’t say that English food wasn’t as good as food in other European countries because it’s a stereotype. I said it because in my experience it was reality. Those pictures on the BBC website look good, but my experience in England is that far too much food consumed there is tinned, packaged and processed (just like in America, in point of fact. Does that make me biased against Americans too?) There are good restaurants in London, and I went to them as much as I could, but I also went to restaurants and pubs where I was variously served tinned soup advertised as freshly-made, pies that still had ice in the middle, and meals that were frankly inedible. Those criticisms of the bulk of English cooking are shared by my favourite cooking writers, Nigel Slater and Pat Chapman…and they are both English!

Now, I am glad that I did not say anything about the weather too…

Nah, we actually say “g’day”. Quite a bit, in fact. Mimic away! Try speaking through your nose for an authentic nasal tone. :slight_smile:

On the other hand…

… THIS is offensive.

All I can say is… ‘Blimey!’.

Well put Duke. However, using well reasoned logical replies unfortunately does not always work with some people. My favorites are those who cry stereotype over the most minor point- then trot out their own bitter stereotypes in response.

Ever notice nobody complains about positive stereotyping? The average perceived intellegence of a person is increased by their having a English accent or by the fact that the person is English. Never seen anyone complain about that- “leave me alone- just because I have an English accent does not bloody well mean I know anything useful.” Compare and contrast that to having a Southern (U.S.) accent- Einstein would be still stuck in that dang patent office job if he had a good old Southern drawl. :stuck_out_tongue:

Of course I am sure someone will manage to complain about this too . . . .

-me

Duke, firstly I wasn’t saying that you personally did a drive-by. My posts were pretty much about them though. Obviously just slagging off British cooking isn’t up there with ‘insert racial group of choice are all stupid’ or something, but it is still down-right rude. I’ll rephrase my question to you, instead of “Did it piss you off?”, how about, “Did you think they were jerks?”

What I was attempting to get across was that when people post in a thread and someone pops up a few posts later with (what is normally) a drive-by, in a dismissive, mocking tone – It doesn’t matter if the comment is about the nationality of the poster, where they work, what State they live in or how many arms they have. It’s still patronising, ignorant and that is fucking jerkish. I concentrated on the mocking of the British because that’s what I am, therefore it’s the main one that pisses me off. It’s also what the OP was about.

Calling Britain quaint is not particulary offensive, saying that British food is bad is not particulary offensive. But to post in a thread just to make a crack about the country being quaint, or food bad is.

You misquoted me. I said

I’ll concede that I should have used “most people” instead of “anyone”. I don’t understand why you seem surprised that I included a link to the BBC Food website. What should I have done, sent everyone a cookbook? Shipped everyone over here and force fed them? Started a Toad-in the-hole secret santa?

I ain’t accusing anyone of racism, but I do think that posting dismissive little stereotyping one-liners that make fun of a person’s nationality are as unfunny – and jerkish - as doing the same about a person’s race, sexuality or religion.

Kal: I still just fail to see how contending that English food could use improvement (an argument with which, as I mention, many English food writers agree) is “making fun of a person’s nationality.” I think we will have to agree to disagree on this point.

But to follow on from elf6c’s point–the English benefit from a number of “positive stereotypes” too. This is something I’ve never understood. If I have a performance appraisal, and my boss lists five things I’ve done well and one thing which could use improvement, that’s a good appraisal. My opinion, based on my time in England, is that the English are friendly, humorous, intellectual, compassionate, and honest, but not the best (or worst) cooks in the world. That’s a very good report card, one would think. I wouldn’t give my own country such high marks, sad to say.

Firstly, I’ve already done so by email but I’d like to publicly apologise to Francesca for hijacking her thread.

Duke: An apology to you too, if you took my previous post to be a personal attack - that was unintentional.

You are totally correct; contending that English food could use improvement is not taking the piss. But there are certain places to do so. A thread about British cooking maybe?

My rant (which included far more things than just food, BTW) was about ‘humourous’ comments that use stereotypes and have nothing to do with the topic in hand. Posting a comment about food/teeth/warm beer/ in that situation is, IMHO, insulting.

Actually saying people’s comments are “ignorant” and “fucking jerkish” is a personal attack. Period. Why did you decide to hop into to the thread and start blasting away at people? Like Duke, I am baffled at how you reached the result that someone’s nationality was besmerched by mentioning that the cuisine was subpar.

Then even more baffling, you with a straight face claim “but I do think that posting dismissive little stereotyping one-liners that make fun of a person’s nationality are as unfunny – and jerkish - as doing the same about a person’s race, sexuality or religion.” One as we repeatly have pointed out to you, nobody’s was.

Worse, your saying pointing out that the food was bad now is equal to religious or racial discrimination? Are you frigging kidding me? With all of the horrible things done in the world- and some of the hateful tactless things people say, you are with a straight face trying to say that pointing out bad food is EQUAL. Spare me. I have no clue why your trying to pick a fight- but you are WAY offbase here. Your hypersentive attitude, yet all too eager to insult posting style is sure to be a big hit here. Welcome to the forums.

elf6c, fuck off.

Stick your welcome where the sun don’t shine while you’re at it.

You’ll have to stop exporting all that “Keeping Up Appearances”, “Are You Being Served”, “Faulty Towers”, Shakespeare, Guiness, fish and chips and stuff if you really want us to believe it. Oh, and Sir Anthony Hopkins, Dame Judi Dench, etc. It all is really so…

Thanks Kal! I wasn’t sure if you were a foul mouthed troll or not- your post clears up any confusion in that regard. Hugs and kisses,

-me

I can look out back from my patio and see Longhorn Cattle just on the other side of the barbed-wire fence. Inside the city limits.

Why? Until the mid-90’s, Australian bankruptcy law was horrible. Familiar with Linter Textiles? Bond Brewing? The country’s receivership was a freaking disaster that was completely unprepared for the global economy, especially as regards cross-border capital.

Now it’s better (although relatively untested – it will get better still as caselaw under the new system increases).

It’s no different than saying that L.A.'s subway system is inadequate or that it rains a lot in Seattle. It is what it is.

Is it possible to stop snarking at each other here, in the Pit?. There was a small misunderstanding between Duke, Kal and elf6c regarding the intent of their posts. the fact that this is the Pit should not make it impossibe to recognise a misunderstanding and move on.

Oh, and carry on eating my quaint quaint - and move down to my arse, whe you feel like it.

This is the Pit? There’s been so little swearing in here of late, I thought it might be GD.

Oh wait–you said “arse” in your post. Right, then, carry on :smiley:

Bullshit, Manhattan. Had you said something along the lines of “Australia, which for too long, had archaic bankruptcy laws, has finally changed them. You guys should too”, then fine. But your post was much more general than that. It was offensive. Unnecessarily offensive, as opposed to good ol’ fashioned BBQ PIT offensive.

:wally

YEAH! YEAAAAH!

This is right about what I was going to say. Good on ya, featherlou. Now watch as I move to the US and get thought of as ‘quaint’ by Americans, who I will then kill.

Poor Dave.

I think I’ve seen it mentioned on this board that Michael Cain in fact has a rather low-class accent, despite what Americans think. I’ve also heard that on “Frazier”, Daphne’s family is obviously from all over England, but the Americans are oblivious.

Can I get a confirmation?

About Americans being oblivious to British accents:

I’m certainly no expert on variations in British accents, but the boy who read the part of Macbeth this year in class wanted to read in a British accent, which was fine…until he busted out with the John Lennon voice.

Manny, our bankruptcy laws still suck; just ask anyone who’s been affected by the collapse of Ansett, HIH, Andersen, or One.tel.