Haha, will do! Unless he uses the “You have startled the witch!” and I end up pummeling him to death. 
Either way. If you do the shriek and the both hands ass-thrashing that the Witch does, get that on video. The look you’ll get when you realize you’re awake and being videotaped should be priceless.
Kinda like the look on the witch’s face when you startle her?
Yes, the “Please blast me in the face” look.
Oh, I do that all the time. It’s called being conscious.
I don’t remember much thrashing at the Dopefest…
Hm. Crap.
That’s because you guys hadn’t pissed me off completely. I was still at the “quietly crying to myself” stage. 
Gotcha. We forgot a flashlight. I knew we forgot something. You coming back to the area any time soon?
I’m aiming for the summer, when it’s scorching hot here (think the Mario 3 desert levels with the chasing sun) and nice back home. I’ll let you all know, it’d be fun to get another get together going!
Looks like I have a reason to grow my nails out like the witch now.
Look for the star. Then you can just hop on the sun…
…AND PLUNGE US ALL INTO AN ICE AGE!!!1
Ahem. Summer, eh?
Sweet. Sounds like my last birthday party.
The goal is this summer, but we’ll see how the funding goes. Maybe the family will pitch in if they wanna see me, it’s like I’m holding myself for ransom!
(sorry for the slight hijack)
Had something interesting happen yesterday. I was playing Blood Harvest campaign, with a couple complete newbies (but thankfully not total morons). We were coming out of the second floor of the house, next to the railroad bridge. I got onto the bridge, and suddenly heard Louis screaming for help. Looked back, and he’s dangling off a cliff a few hundred feet down, to the side of the bridge. Either he managed to jump just wrong, or got knocked off by a Boomer, not sure which. Another teammate went back and around the back of the house to try to get him, but fell completely off. We had to shoot the dangling guy to get the next map to load.
Luckily all the players were fun people and we were laughing our asses off at the ridiculousness.
So there’s your new ultimate goal in versus - knock a survivor down there, and watch as the survivor team spazzes out!
Hah, that’s something I’d like to see!
I’ve still got my eye on Phoenix for pulling me off the top of No Mercy 4 yesterday.
Currently, I’m re-installing L4D, as I somehow managed to uninstall it earlier today (long story). When I come back, I’ll have a new graphics card and 4 GB of ram to play with. Hopefully that will smooth some things out for me.
New update today.
But you can still pounce through safe room doors, lawl.
I’m glad the tank’s health is reflected in his bar now. That was always one thing that pissed me off. I’ll charging at a guy, on fire but with seemingly full health, only to fall to his feet before the first swing.
Has anyone witnessed the tank punch through floors? I know in Blood Harvest he can punch through the walls in the house of stage five (in case the pesky survivors are all huddled in that dining room corner) but just yesterday I saw him punch up through the floor on Blood Harvest, stage two. Fun times was had by all (except for the survivors, of course.)
We had a game tonight where one side got the tank and one didn’t. We were on BH3 where the campsite is. We went for the campsite and triggered the tank, they didn’t. I didn’t think it was triggered by a certain line so much as a percentage of the map completed. Was strange.
My $15 mic ruined an epic gaming moment. I was just joking around with my friend yesterday about the scene in red dawn where the father yells “AVENGE MEEEEEE!” - when the tank hit me off the roof, I immediately remembered that and yelled AVENGE MEEEeeeee but yelling into a cheap mic from 3 inches away results in “I!#T(!#HGBEFGEGBAG(EGB(!#B!”. Whee.
Ugh, just played a game where we got not one but TWO witches in the same stage (last stage of Blood Harvest, other team only had one) and whereas the other team had three pipes and plenty of molitovs to launch at the tank, we got nothing.
Rrrrraaaagggeeeeeee.
You also forgot to mention the part where one team got two tanks in the same stage. I’m pretty sure both sides would have gotten two tanks, except we got killed at the first tank.
Ah, geeze. Now I’m starting to have the L4D dreams.
I was at home and started getting chased by a tank. I started scrounging for a lighter, and as soon as he was close, I lit him. With a cigarette lighter. And then ran. I think I somehow managed to get him to chase me through a big puddle of gasoline, which then promptly ignited and incinerated him.
I guess that’s what I get for playing Left 4 Dead and then reading the Zombie Survival Guide before bed.