Ah, but see, that bunny couldn’t be defiled…or at least, I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be the one to do it. :eek:
Now, for the next item on the Name Parade: The Department of Homeland Defense (Is it defense or security? I can’t remember right now, and my connection’s doing its impression of Stevie from Malcom in the Middle whenever I try to hit cnn.com)
I think it’s Homeland Defense. But whatever it is. . .:rolleyes: I think they need a little more zing in the title <g>.
Why not…
Operation Raging Badger
Operation Ringtail Raccoon
Operation Dead Opossum
Operation Kick 'em in the Kush
Operation Kabul Kablooey
Operation Pathetic Pashtuns
Operation Kipling’s Hammer
Operation You can Run, but you can’t Hide(long)
Spoon!
Actually, what bothers me is that “the Earth’s Last Great Hope” is implementing “Operation Infinite Justice” to “fight all evildoers.”
Will someone please tell Bush that the Cap’n Cruch ring won’t really let him project green forcefields? The prank was funny at first, but now it’s really getting out of hand.
And while we’re at it, what if something even worse happens to America in the future? Are we going to have “Operation Double Infinite Justice”? “Operation Aleph-1 Justice”? But I suppose nothing bad will ever happen to America ever again, once Bush locks up all the evildoers in Arkham Asylum (until Bin Laden busts them out, of course.)
But if only half escape, Bush can hunt the escapees down by organizing the remainder into a Suicide Squad…
-Ben
Given that we’re facing the possibility of yet another in a series of protracted, Vietnam-like ground wars in Afghanistan, might I suggest:
Operation: Charge of the Light Brigade?
-Ben
Nope. The Muslims probably wouldn’t like that, either…“Into the Valley of Death” sounds too much like Psalms 23:5.
When I first heard the code name I had the following vision:
George W. flying into the air and shouting, “I strike with Infinite Justice technique!!!”
White bolts start falling from the sky, but bin Ladin keeps dodging them. “Resplendant defense of the faithful! I strike back with a million asp bites!”
Long shadowy streams rush at the president, each one turning into an asp. He stands his ground holds out his hands and then raises his arms like wings, “Noble Eagle Defense!” a golden eagle appears around him, the asps can not slip by it.
and so on. I really shouldn’t watch anime on my computer while watching CNN while I have a fever.
As funny as that was, it got even worse when I remembered that kung-fu porno flick I saw a few years ago…
Yeah! Like Pokemon!
‘Dubyamon, I choose you’
I say call it Operation: Kill All The Terrorists So They Won’t Blow More Stuff Up.
So I don’t have a good imagination. Sue me.
Operation Tear Terrorism’s Testicles
This can be contracted into “Op3T”–elegant, catchy, and easy to fit on all sorts of Franklin Mint stuff.
“So to speak”…riiiiight. 
And no, folks, he didn’t just bump it. He emailed me with the thread linked. He’s very proud of his handiwork!
Doc Nickel, I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything 'cause all yours made me laugh. Hard! I’m rather partial to Operation Big F*** Hammer**, though.
How 'bout:
Operation Holy Hand Grenade? (don’t let W do the counting)
<obscure anime reference>
Operation Dummy Plug
For when you feel like going berserk and don’t want your pilots to ask questions.
</obscure anime reference>
They’re obviously using the Action Movie Name Generator to name their military ops.
Column A:
Infinite
Double
Noble
Maximum
Deadly
etc.
Column B:
Eagle
Justice
Force
Impact
Thunder
etc.
Just take a word from Column A, add a word from Column B, call up either Charles Bronson, Steven Segal, or Jean-Claude Van Damme, and voila!
Dr. J
Ironic. This comes from “Captain Amazing.”
Is “Infinite Justice” headed up but the “Justice League?”
Operation: Storm Again
Operation: Final Answer
Operation: Camel’s Ass
Operation: Back Atcha
Operation: Foreign Eye (“eye for an eye”)
Operation: Meet Goliath
Does Jehovah know about this? 
Thank you, thank you, apotheosis. This gave me a much needed laugh at the end of several long days. And this
just put icing on the cake.
I’ve been less bothered by the name of the operation (it was lame, but so what?) than I have been by the new Cabinet position. For some reason the name of the post gives me the cold grue–it’s almost Orwellian.
According to Romans 12:19 He Does.
If we’re going to sling tons of shit all over all sorts of places all over the world, why don’t we just offer a small “finders fee” to Billy Rubin and call the thing
Operation Prehensile Rectum ?
The name of the subcommittee doesn’t do much for me either way, but the staff selection certainly is interesting so far. Since the policy against political asassinations is being reexamined, perhaps they needed someone with expertise in hiding the bodies.
apotheosis, that’s evil and funny!
Is “holy hand grenade” a MPSG reference? I saw it in a computer game, but wasn’t sure if it was directly taken from Holy Grail…
I just re-read the article, and noted that the press seems to have forgotten Ms. Levy’s name already; now she’s simply ‘a Modesto woman.’
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If the intern splits, you must acquit!
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Guilty or no, if I were Condit I’d have refused the position in the interest of avoiding publicity. You’d think the guy would have had his fill of media attention lately.