I get no respect around here.
Maybe they think your from California!!
whatever
Will the real Ed Zotti please stand up?
:
Hey, Nanno, wuzzat mean?
I’m from California. So is SingleDad.
We like diversity here.
:
Its really Rodney Dangerfield PRETENDING to be Ed Zotti… DUH!!!
In order to be respected,
you must first be respectable
I love you Ed. Why, I’d have mad passionate sex with you…where did you say you lived?
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
I am from California to! but where the raisins dance, our brains are all shriveled up. Anyway when your from California anything goes and its alright. Who is Ed?
whatever
Hm. I’m thinking April Fool’s.
But just in case, I do love the real Ed Zotti. 
This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”
I respect you, Ed. I don’t know you, but I respect you. Can you tell my anything about yourself so I can get to know you? Then I could probably say that I like you too. Then again, maybe not, hmmmmmm. We’ll have to wait and see. Can I plead the 5th? 
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
This can’t be the real Ed Zotti, for the simple reason that Ed’s real name is actually Eduardo Zot. Cecil makes Eduardo use the “Ed Zotti” pseudonym because, according to Cecil, “The ‘Ed Zotti’ combination of letters has a much better karma with the astrology and numerology readings”.
As you might guess, Unca Cece is a huge fan of both astrology and numerology–in fact, he has the same astrologer as Nancy Reagan. (Ever wonder why the columns are posted to this web site on Tuesdays?) And don’t get him started about his numerous astral projections and alien abductions, he can–and has–talked all night about them. Finally, he’s too proud to mention it, but Cecil has the largest collection of healing crystals in the entire mid-west.
Okay … gone far enough.
Saint Sutychus H.M.S.H.
" ‘He is a prince’ , the minstrels sing.
Among men, yes. Among fools he is a king."
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