I think it’s good that nobody is telling Danza his show is cancelled. See, he’ll continue to report to the set and he’ll think he’s making his show. That way, he’ll be to busy to actually try to start yet another new show. As long as no one tells him the video is erased after every show and that it’s never actually aired, we’re all better off.
Thanks. I’m reading this and answering the phone at the same time. And almost laughed at the customer who called. If I’d had a beverage in my mouth I’d have definitely done a spit take.
And we’re gonna need five sets of audiences. If we rotate through them, he might not notice that it’s always the same people… This just might work.
As long as they change the format, and make him shirtless most of the time…
Can I pretty please tell Jayjay’s mother that the show has switched channels? 
I admit to enjoying watching Rachel Ray – her enthusiasm and seeming joy is a bit too much at times. Also, she comes off as a very earthy girl, very into the pleasures of the senses. Having said that, I do find it easier to, at times, watch her without sound. Sometimes the happiness is just too much for me.
Aw, c’mon. He was really good in Amadeus.
Wasn’t that the performance that inspired Elton John to write that song about him? “Hold me closer Tony Danza”
I must be real slow today. I don’t get either of the last two posts. 
Actually, the ones I’ve seen (and I only watch occaisionally with my mother.) all seemed to use regular spices. (except the one time I saw her using tahini - meh, if I need tahini, I can borrow the big jar my parents bought a few years back when they tried homemade hummus.)
Like Doctor J said, as long as you pre cut everything her time frames are pretty good. And for the most part they aren’t that hard to do the pre-cooking prep.
Well, the second one is a classical reference (Friends).
Hey, TellMeI’mNotCrazy…
Again with the whooshing… “vomit smiley”? “bring that back up?” Get it? Hello?
No, she won’t. You know that giggle? It’s the steam from the nuclear power plant that fuels her fiendishness. Another show just means it will occur more frequently and at a higher pitch. One day, something will go wrong and BLAM! Everyone who hears her laugh will give birth to three-eyed babies. To hell with science; Rachael Ray knows no boundaries.
Dislaimer: I love Racheal Ray. She’s funny and cute and seems like the kind of girl I’d like to hang out with.
However, someone needs to tell her that it’s the guests who are supposed to be talking, otherwise she may never shut up!
He was never in Amadeus. I can’t imagine a play (or movie) for which Tony Danza would be less suited; hence my joke.
That’s all.
Yeah, that would be almost as ridiculous as giving Keanu Reeves a part in Much Ado About Nothing.
Snurf gurgle bleh. Ba ha ha ha. No one would ever do that.
That really did make me choke. Nice post.
Jim
They can just put them in different clothing and different seats. He’ll never know.
spit-take 
“Whoa, I’m totally a villain!”
I was going to say the same. Rachel Ray drives me nuts, but her recipes are pretty straightforward and she’s never cooked with any spices I don’t have on hand. I guess my kitchen is relatively well-stocked but, c’mon, unless all you’ve got in your cupboard is dried oregano and garlic powder, she’s not exactly stretching the pantry.