for those that enjoyed “anguished english” a new book has arrived. " non campus mentis." this book is compiled by professor anders henriksson from essays on world history written by college students.
just a few gems to have you running to the book store:
“christianity finally became official after the emperor constantine’s famous decree of consternation. constantine became a christian himself after being persued by a neon cross on the battlefield. the entire city of constantinople rose up with a tremendous ejaculation every time the emperor came.”
" when they finally got to italy, the australian goths were tired of the plungering and needed to rest. italy was ruled by the visible goths, while france and spain were ruled by the invisible goths."
the black plague:
“it was spread from port to port by inflected rats.”
“it was then passed around by midgets”
“victims of the black death grew boobs on their necks.”
“death rates exceeded one hundred percent in some towns.”
“this was a time of stunned growth. the plague also helped the emergance of english as the national language of england, france, and italy.”
tee hee, brutus!