That’s a sorrowful way of talking. I guess we can look forward to a language turning more beige as kids are required to talk like the fine print in a warning label.
We can call it “boiler tongue” for boiler plate speak. It’s an informationaly repulsive term.
If you can come up with a better one, fine. Colorful language will always be with us. My profession doesn’t have a history of coming up with it, though. Perhaps you’d prefer “tru dat lit?” Of course everything in the nonfiction section isn’t “true”.
I already proposed “subjectal.”
“Subjection” was already taken.