I really really doubt Melania applies it!
~VOW
That’s the problem with surrounding yourself with sycophants; nobody will tell you the truth even when it’s for your own good.
I wonder why he didn’t pass this blessing on to his spawn?
Ask Mark Davis. He travelled almost 500 miles to look that way. Now that the Raiders moved, his drive is somewhat shorter.
IIRC, one of his complaints about LED bulbs is that “they make him look orange.” 
Nothing wrong with fat (I am), old (I really am) or bald (I’m not, but am unabashedly white).
The clue is the 4th one…
Because the Scots and the Germans are famous for their lovely orange complexions…
He’s one eighth pumpkin.
Aha! That explains a lot. His brains are nothing but stringy pumpkin goop and seeds.
~VOW
I’m thinking it’s something along these lines: when he was middle-aged, he started losing skin tone, likely turning paler or more mottled as he aged. So he started using a bronzer. He found a brand and color he liked, and he’s stuck with the same one for 30 years, even though he’s had to put on more and more and it looks faker and faker as he has aged. Sure, he could change to some other brand or color, but he’s just going to keep on doing what once worked.
Occam’s Razor: He’s an Idiot.
He is just responding to his inner Umpa Lumpa
Thank you. That’s what I have been saying all along.
He seems to be getting idiot-er and idiot-er.
I do wish Karma would hurry up and smack him with COVID.
~VOW
On the nosey. Has anyone ever commented on his bright red oversize ties having an obvious (and pathetic) phallic connotation?
‘Sorry, Roger. You tiger now!’
I think maybe Ivanka should have told him a long time ago that she doesn’t find his fashion and cosmetic choices particularly attractive.
Maybe she does. Who knows how Jared dresses in private?
That’s photo-shopped, though. The manipulation wasn’t a secret the last time someone circulated a photo like that - they openly admitted to it and said a jerk like Trump who mercilessly mocks others for their appearance deserves it.
Personally, I think his appearance is analogous to an extreme combover. Like a balding man who combs progressively fewer strands of hair over a progressively expanding expanse of pate, there is no single, identifiable moment where the grooming effort moves from “coping mechanism that works okay” to “vain and ridiculous attempt to deny what can no longer be denied.” Since Trump thinks he’s a perfect specimen and no one around him dares tell him differently, he has no idea how he really looks.
What do you mean by ‘photo-shopped’? In common usage, in my experience, ‘photoshopped’ means an image has been altered to add things that were not there, or to remove things that were. The photographer who took the original black-and-white photo said, ‘This picture was never photoshopped, but used the Apple smartphone’s photo app to adjust the color of the picture.’ Is colourising the same as ‘photoshopping’?
Per this CNN article, there are other pictures taken from slightly different angles that show the same thing as the photo @Skywatcher posted.
I think that he knows he looks goofy. But he’s seen reports in the media about how goofy he looks, and given that his personal brand is “seem tough by never changing anything in response to criticism” he’s basically locked into it now. Changing it, in his mind, would be giving a “win” to his critics. Like when he wouldn’t wear a mask because “I didn’t want to give the press the pleasure of seeing it”.
So every morning, he wakes up, pumps what’s left of his hair full of hair spray, and coats his face with orange goo, to “pwn the haters”.