Non-Rhyming Words

I was asked yesterday to come up with a word that rhymes with “Orange”. It had to be a REAL rhyme, and I came up with “fringe” which to me is a real rhyme. However, the english teacher I was asked this by says that “fringe” is not a real rhyme for “orange”. I say it is because they both end in the same “ringe” sound. She says it has to be something like “borange” (which obviously isn’t a word) and thus she says there’s no word that rhymes with it (try every consonant and it doesn’t work).

What do you dopers think?

Another question: Is there any word in the english language that does not have a rhyming word? She also says “turquoise” does not have a rhyme either. I don’t believe it but so far I haven’t come up with anything.

Sorry if this belongs in IMHO. I wasn’t sure.

Oops, I should have done a search first…

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=46722

DUH.

Mods, please close or delete this if you want. Sorry.

Supposedly “orange” is one of the few words that don’t rhyme with anything. I think purple doesn’t either unless you go the Roger Miller route and say “maple surple” is a word. I don’t know about turquoise at all.

The definition of “rhyme” entails “terminal sounds” which is rather murky. Not terminal syllables, but terminal sounds. By that definition, your example qualifies.

However, digging a little deeper into OED, one definition (#3) says that “the last stressed vowel, and any sounds following it.” (My italics.) By that definition, your example does not qualify. I think that popular convention accepts this definition as being the “right” one, though.

Here at the SDMB we have a poster who rhymes with orange.

Czech it out.

Kurt Vonnegut rhymed “orange” with “door hinge” in “Welcome to the Monkey House.”

Another word that seems to have no rhyme is “month” (especially if you disallow lisping).

The closest I’ve ever heard of anyone coming to finding a rhyme for orange is door hinge.

As for other non-rhyming words… purple, silver.

Bourgeois?

In the immortal words of Alice Cooper:

jimshep:

Sure, if you pronounce turquoise like “too-zhwa”

::Hangs head in shame::
You should have heard me try to pronounce hors d’oeuvre.

Actually, I can’t think of anything that rhymes with bourgeois. Or for that matter, with hors d’hoeuvre.

Hmm, I can think of a few words that rhyme with “-ois” (particularly in French), but “-geois” is a little harder. “Schwa” is the unstressed vowel (mid, central, rounded, to be specific). “Renoir” works (with either a Boston or a French accent), and so does “patois”.

“Serve” seems to rhyme with “hors d’oeuvre”, and so would “swerve”, “verve”, and “curve”.