North Korea bans sarcasm

Wait, is irony still OK?

Only when it raaiins on your wedding daaaaay

NK now has you on a watch list.

Huh. Who would want a cheap North Korean watch?

Well, at least nobody will have to sashay through the sarcasm.

(Wonders if anyone will get the reference. Rolls eyes if nobody does.)

Shit, there’s an MST3000 cult on this board! Are you one with Joel?

Oh, reaaallyy, bringing Joel to a Mike episode riff. Soooo gauche.

Is it OK if we tiptoe thru the tulips?

Mike is Ozzie and Harriet’s grandson. That’s a true fact, you could look it up.

North Korea is just so lonely. :frowning:

They did just execute a guy for falling asleep during Un’s speech.

It’s like the comic books where Dr. Doom makes looking discontented a crime.

I’ve never seen much of that show, but I watched one recently and was surprised just how thorough ones background in '60s commercials needs to be to get half the jokes. Montclair cigarettes? /hijack

Lil Kim is funny. Choose your own definition of funny.

I love how “this is all America’s fault” is an almost perfect NK equivalent to “thanks, Obama.” Stub your toe or spill your drink… “this is all America’s fault.” Makes the North Koreans seem just a tad more relatable.

Like father, like son? Think about it, won’t you?

On the good news side of things, it seems that NK has tested another nuke.

You have got to be kidding.

Oh wait…

Regards,
Shodan

For NK, that’s not too far from the truth. People got in a shit load of trouble if they did not show enough grief and tears when Jong Un’s father Jong il died

What’s next, banning “fuck you”?

Shortly thereafter, “Excessive Smiling and/or Laughter” will be made a crime.

OK, but where does Kimmie stand on snark?