A brief tale:
When I was seven years old, a particular Holy Grail was the Aurora Frankenstein model kit. Wanted one of those with a desire so strong, it could throw its own shadow. And when we went to FedMart, when I was in town visiting my grandparents, they had a display, and I would go and pick up and lovingly caress the Frankenstein model kit. Sure, Dracula was okay, the Creature, Phantom of the Opera, but Frankenstein was the object of my desire.
Trouble is, Grandma didn’t much approve of Frankenstein, feeling that such things would cause nightmares and mental disturbances in a child. I’d already seen the movies, and hadn’t gone insane yet, but Grandma had her opinions. And while she could be a soft touch for GI Joe stuff and coins for gumball machines, she would not yield on the Frankenstein model kit.
One Christmas, though, I picked up and shook a package… and it made the exact same rattling sound that Frankenstein did when I picked up the box at FedMart. And I realized that the box was about the same size and shape. My heart grew WINGS! FRANKENSTEIN was HERE!
…and when I opened the box on Christmas morning? It was a model kit. A VW bug. And Grandma smiled and said, “Well, I knew you wanted a model kit, so we went out and got you one.”
I remember this, because the incident cut pretty deep. “Grandma, if you hate Frankenstein so much, fine. BUT DON’T PRETEND that a fraggin’ CAR MODEL is the SAME THING!” But I did not say this. I choked back my tears and solemnly thanked her for this lovely gift, just like Mom had taught me.
And one day, the display at FedMart was gone. No more Aurora monster model kits. Instead, they had the Prehistoric Scenes kits – dinosaurs, cavemen, and suchlike. And so flew another of childhood’s dreams. Later, even the Aurora Plastics Corporation went out of business, and I mourned a little, but I moved on with the rest of my life.
Many years later, though, Monogram reissued the original Aurora kits in translucent fluorescent plastic. Still remember the silly, ridiculous joy of running out and getting one of the damn things and assembling and painting it, far better than I could have when I was seven. I felt like a fool – I was a grown man, after all – but, dammit, I’d been UNJUSTLY DENIED when I was a young and sensitive sprog, and I figured ten bucks for a model kit was far more sensible than what SOME guys run out and do for love of their youth…