I should have started this before Halloween, but here it is anyway. I’m looking for a story that starts out as creepypasta, but turns out not to be. Its sort of a joke you see, you start telling a scary story and you screw everyone out of being scared, or something. I knew a few, but grandpa Arkcon has CRS…can’t remember … stuff.
Here’s one, I’ve shortened it.
A man enters a diner visibly shaken, he relates that his car broke down out in the fog, and tried to flag passing cars for help. One car came by, so slowly, but never stopping. Assuming they were either screwing with him, or helping in a non-helpful way, he jumped in. Only to discover the VEHICLE HAD NO DRIVER and was just rolling along unguided. Terrified, he stayed frozen in place until he saw the lights of the diner and jumped out. The shaken man tries to drink his coffee when two guys enter the diner. And one says to the other, “Look Joe, its that jerk who jumped in the car while we were pushing it and didn’t even offer to help.”
I used to know another, and I just lost all recollection of it. Maybe someone can jog my memory. Also, I know the creepypasta that just recites the lyrics to “Fresh Prince of Bel-Aire” in a creepypasta/Holder of the End way. Also, I play Kingdom of Loathing, so I know these: http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Yuletide#Special_Adventures