LOL. I think that would make a pretty cool sig. 
Just wanna say that I LOVE the “Peeing Green” song. I could hear Kermit’s voice singing it.
Don’t get too happy to quickly. Actually what you have is probably worse than kidney stones because it won’t ever entirely clear up. I know that’s bad news and makes you want to shoot me. I was married 13 years to a man that had it after about 2 years of marriage. It was 11 years of hell after that. Seems that riding a lot makes it worse. Just about anything will make it flair up.
Hope that isn’t the case for you.