This has got to be one of the oddest almost-but-not-quite pittings I’ve ever seen. I don’t think it can quite be called a pitting, because there’s no indication on what it’s about, as “they sure can be fucking bitches” is rather too general a comment to go on. As others have stated, bitches about what? People in general can all be “bitches” about various things at various times. The OP may as well have posted “people suck”.
Frankly, by insisting that “that’s all there is to figure out”, I get the idea that the OP is pissed that the NP didn’t bow down, kiss his feet, and go “Domo Arigato Mister Roboto”.
Yup. Had to study a booklet for a couple of weeks, then go to a designated place and take a test with dozens of other notary wannabes. The boss in question did pay the fee for my becoming a notary. That was about nine years ago, though, at my previous place of employment. This law firm employs many notaries, and another one was not needed, so they declined renewing my notary membership. I haven’t been a notary for several years now.
In the magazine that came with notary membership, horror stories about criminal conviction of notaries who fudged the rules were often published. The worst accounts were of fraudulent real property transfers which were accomplished when notaries were sloppy about insisting on ID or were even complicit in the fraud.
<<Yo, peep this: I know all y’all wanna hear about tha mad bugged-out shit that went down at tha annual Monroe County CPA Convention from July 14-16 at tha Ramada Inn Northeast. Y’all heard about tha violence an’ tha lootin’ an’ tha arrests an’ all that shit, but I’m here to say that most of that shizit you read in tha newzpaypas an’ saw on TV be WACK.
Tha Accountz Reeceevable posse DID NOT start no trouble. We wuz just guardin’ our grill against those Accountz Payabo muthafuckas, straight up.>>
Roboto, you’re a fuckwit. Your misinformation regarding the obligations of a notary have been sufficiently debunked. I’m guessing, since you refuse to provide any justification, that you were unable to provide adequate ID, or the notary otherwise smelled a rat. Your screwup, not hers. Live and learn.
Well, at least this time when I tell my downstairs neighbors that my falling out of my chair and landing on the floor with a wall-shaking, resounding thud was NOT due to some sexual hijinks, I’ll be telling them the truth.
The one time I saw a notary public refuse to notarize was when the customer wished her to certify a xerox copy was a copy of the original. The dude didn’t have the original.
Well, IIRC, a Notary cannot notarize something she know is false.
Perhaps the encounter went as follows:
BTW, going back to something said in the OP: can a notary perform the service for themselves? I was under the impression they had to get another notary to do the deed if they needed notary service themselves.
I was up late one night, cursing drinking too much coffee that day, when I saw an ad for video tapes for sale: “Notary Publics Gone Bad”
The Horrors…! I went BLIND, I tell ya…!!!*
*(That’s right, I’m typing in Braille. How YOU doin’? )
Fuck you, Oakminster . . . it was a rant, not a dissertation. Your assumptions as to the situation I was in are based off of feedback from people that weren’t there. The long and the short of it is that this bank upstairs from my company notarizes many things for my boss. My boss has a lot of accounts with this bank, so the employees (who are all “notaries public,” you nitpicky jerkoffs) are instructed to drop everything and notarize documents for my boss, for which they are resentful bitches that I am forced to interact with. So take your self righteous attitude and stick it up your ass, you stupid fuck
The problem here isn’t the notaries, it’s the fact that your presence means they have to drop everything and start kissing ass, instead of dealing with your document issues in a normal priority fashion.
You can get your notarizations done quickly or nicely, but I doubt you’re going to get them to smile while being forced to do your work instead of what they were doing.
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