Nothing is sacred.

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After 90 years, Pooh returns to Hundred Acre Wood in sequel

That’s right; they’re writing a sequel to Winne the Pooh, in order to make a ton of money, because people will buy it.

Are there any classic children’s books left that don’t have a sequel or three written to milk cash out of an already overexhausted franchise? I mean, children’s and YA publishing is currently full of interesting and original books (if a few too many Harry Potter knockoffs that shouldn’t have made it to the shelves); do we really need to strip-mine past authors too?

The end is nigh. Grrr.

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Money is sacred. Nothing else.

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Bridge to Terabithia: Terri’s Revenge

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Disney’s been whoring the hell out of Pooh for years. This is nothing new. (Although this book is meant to be in the style of the Milne/Shepard Pooh as opposed to the Disney Pooh.)

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Maurice Sendak? Though they are making a movie out of Where the Wild Things Are. Or they were. I saw a clip and the monsters looked so goofy. They already made little animated films out of a lot of his stuff, anyway.

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I hear Pooh brings down a 747 with a lighter.

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The day I found out that they were making a sequel to Harry Potter 8 (well, they’re splitting it up into 2 parts- the movie. 8.1 and 8.2- kill bill style)… That’s when I realized the Wu Tang were right all along…

Cash Rules Everything Around Me. Gotta get that Dolla dolla bill, y’all… C.R.E.A.M.

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First one that screws with Wind in the Willows gets shanked. :mad::mad::mad:

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The current TV series replaces Christopher Robin with a girl with an American accent. It’s too painful to say more.

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“The Return of the Little Prince” is a concept that fills me with dread.

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Sendak is still alive. Does he count?

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Way, way too late.

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Og-DAMNit!!!

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That’s what I said after reading one of them!

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I’m not sure any sequel could be worse than "Return to the Secret Garden. It’s about a love triangle between Mary, Dicken, and Colin, in which Mary and Colin are married, but both are actually in love with Dicken, who eventually kills himself from war related PTSD. It’s even worse than it sounds. Susan Moody absolutely spit on the original, one of my favorite childhood books.

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I could have happily lived the rest of my life without knowing there was a sequel to* the Secret Garden*, especially with *that *plot, but having just ruined chacoguy420’s blissful ignorance, I’ll have to take my karma.

TSG was one of my favourite books too.

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Recently there came out a prequel to Anne of Green Gables.

I haven’t read it, really it doesn’t appeal to me and I’m afraid to though the reviews I read were positive.

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I thought that one could be in the “Prequels you don’t want to read” thread.

Anne of the Abusive Orphanage? Really, people?

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I don’t know about the films, but I know he was involved in (at least one of) the stage adaptations of Brundibar. So at least that one’s not rapetastic.

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They’ve been milking the adult classics for twenty years now, why not whore out of the children’s classics too?

I would assume that Winnie the Pooh just fell out of copyright protection, right?