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My parents neighbor has this bunny/santa thing too. It is cool.

This is so excellent.

This is also excellent.

I remember seeing a lot of this in the area where I grew up. Here in Raleigh, I’ve seen a house with a giant pine-type tree decorated with large, lighted plastic candy canes. There’s another house I’ve driven by that’s entirely lit up…if they couldn’t find a way to attach light strands to some part of their house or yard, they put a big green or red spotlight on it.

You haven’t lived until you’ve been to 34th Street in Hampden in Baltimore. There truly is nothing like a good hubcap Christmas tree next to a Nativity scene where Snoopy and the Tazmanian Devil were present at the birth of our Lord. linky linky

(Sorry the picture quality isn’t so good. Now that we have a digital camera, we’ll have to go take our own pictures.)

There’s a parent at the school where I teach who’s made her car into a Rudolph car. She attached a big red ball to the front grill and made antlers out of the brackets for those window flags. It’s really cute.

We’re not quite that bad - I’m going to go out and decorate our house with the red bulb we put in the front light one of these days. Probably before Christmas, but no promises.

I like the window display shown on TV last night where every item related to Andy Warhol, plus there was a sort of tree. This was at some extravagant place, but I forget which. The other window displays were for Macy’s and Niemand Marcus, which looked so stodgy and corny by comparison.

Oooh, also, if you’re into, um, more ‘gaudy and different’ xmas art, I highly recommend Googling “37th Street” for Austin, Texas. I loved going to look around when we lived down there. They had the coolest stuff!

I live in a rural area, and a few miles from our house, there’s a back hoe and a tractor all decked out in lights. Plus there’s a lift thingie holding up lights that form a tree about 30’ tall. I think this year they added an inflatable Santa.

I used to work across the street from a John Deere parts warehouse (the tractor manufacturer). In front of the building, they had a fountain with a deer statue in the middle of it. One year, someone put a wreath with lights around it’s neck, and a single red light on it’s nose. I loved it.

Let me know when they start hanging pretty silver coins on it. I’ll be out to seize I mean see the display.

I hope you have more than a red light at the door. Doesn’t it cause problems with strange men knocking on the door, and asking for Madam.

I bet that is what we tried to buy, but they were sold out. Instead, we have an inflatable Santa on a motorcycle, with three little reindeer in a sidecar. I know, it’s cheesy, but my little boys love it. We’ll have classier decorations when the wee ones are older.

Tiny sausages wrapped in bacon. I only ever have them at Christmas.

We got the red bulb because our trim on the house is green. My husband also thinks the red bulb is funny. I may have to give in and get a green bulb this year.

A local crane company puts a lighted Christmas tree at the top of the extended arm of the crane.

It looks pretty cool.

You do have other decorations up so it’s not as bad a situation. You still may want the green bulb to be sure. :wink:

Right in downtown Willoughby Ohio, there is currently a nativity scene (put in place by the Knights of Columbus, I believe)

Immediately BEHIND the manger scene, is a permanent War Memorial Monument.
Part of this Memorial is a large CANNON. The muzzle of which points directly at, and is less than ten feet from, the back of the manger.

I have a picture of it and keep thinking that the caption should read…
the Romans were tipped off as to the whereabouts of this ‘saviour’