Nov 9 headline: "You're Fired!!"

When the election results are in, this will be the obvious thing to say.

My question is: who will say it first?
Web blogs and messageboards don’t count. :slight_smile:
I want to see it in print, or on a major network TV.

Which mainstream news organization will publish a front-page cartoon with this phrase as the caption, or a front-page article with this phrase as the headline?

For the NY Times, I can see this as a smaller thing, on the editorial page.
But somebody, somewhere will print it in big, bold letters.

I predict… John Oliver will be the first. But he’s a comedian…what about professional journalists?

On the other hand, the joke may seem so obvious that some media will shy away from it in order not to have the same headline as everyone else. I don’t know; it will be interesting to see.

I actually thought I had a good headline for any debate that Clinton was generally agreed to have won:

Debate Results: C+ and D-

To the best of my knowledge, nobody used that, though.

I heard someone on TV say Trump was an F but Hillary was a solid D. Forget who.

F**ker and Democrat?

“Stone-cold B!”

  • SNL last week

You know, to get fired, you have to have been hired first.

Sure sounds like a New York Post headline. Could they Resist?

New York Daily News. Obviously. C’mon, this is so far in their wheelhouse their heads are stuck in the spokes.

He’s not fired, he’s just not hired. He will give new meaning to Biggest Loser, though.

The line comes from The Apprentice (obviously), where none of the contestants have been hired either - until the final one, where his line was “You’re hired”. So it works.

He was “hired” as the GOP nominee. Works for me.

And if the impossible happens and he wins who will write

Donald Trumps Hillary?

‘Go to jail’ With a picture of Hillary on a Monopoly board, courtesy of the NY Post.

If Clinton wins, I can see, “Hillary Trumps The Donald”.

If the Donald does win, the lead story on Last Week Tonight will probably be Deportation proceedings, as experienced first Hand by John Oliver. :smiley:

The Post has been pro-Trump.

That was my thought. They’ve been extremely anti-Trump. But it may not be insulting enough for them.

Wouldn’t that be Bigly Loser?

As said above, right style, wrong politics. Try The Daily News. But no one is going to use that headline. It’s lame.

The headline should not be about Trump, it should be about Hillary. Something simple like “Historic Clinton Landslide”

It might not be a landslide though.