I’m turning 21 on the 28th. I had considered coming to NYC to celebrate with all my friends who are at college in and around the city, but it’s on a Tuesday. Feh. My best friend’s (she was talked about in the original NYC Dopefest thread I was involved in, CrankyRiddles is what I believe she got sidled with. She’s much less cranky now that she’s sober.) is the 18th, we’re gonna have a pimp-and-hos party to honor our impending birthdays.
I can’t wait, I can finally go out after work with the big kids! It’s not the drinking I am excited about, Lord knows I can do that now, it’s the ability to be an adult. Yahooie! (do adults say ‘yahooie?’)
I don’t know about November, but my birthday is today. Of course, if you read this tomorrow, it is no longer today and the aforementioned statement is no longer true.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday…
Well, Rick, I’m glad you asked. I’m not entirely clear myself, but BestFriendRiddles assures me a good time is to be had by all. Apparently the men dress as pimps and the women as hos. I am planning on donning a darling faux leapord skin tube dress that was aquired for me at Ames for $1. That’s right, $1. Paired with a pair of knee high boots and (God willing I can find a pair) of fishnet stockings and the vintage coat with a cur collar that I haven’t had the opportunity to wear yet. And maybe a cowboy hat. I haven’t decided about the hat yet. I am also planning on treating myself to a wide variety of Wet 'N Wild cosmetics products. I figure using the real thing will help me “find the character” so-to-speak.
Pictures. For the love of God, give us pictures.
Doesn’t ANYONE have a birthday on Nov. 24? Am I the first human being to be born on that day since Zachary Taylor?
Do all of you people (yes, I know that includes myself) honestly believe that you were really born on those days? Do you really remember? How do you know it wasn’t a conspiracy? Sure, like someone would actually be born in the month of November. That would mean you would have to have been conceived in February, and with so few days in that month, who would have the time?