My wife—EEEEEEEER “we” have agreed with a kitten adoption agency to offer a foster home to two kittens, one 4 weeks old the other 6-8 weeks until a permanent home can be found for them (I have to be honest, I think my wife has been scammed, and there is little chance a permanent home will be found, and we will be stuck with these little bastards, but thats just a side note).
Anyway, after a week or so of keeping them in a cage when unsupervised, we started to allow them to roam the room we are keeping them in unsupervised, and all seemed well until a few days later, my wife and I detected an “odor”.
We assumed, that maybe kittens being kittens, someone had a little accident.
Then, earlier this evening, we uncovered the horror of horrors. See, the sloppy motherfuckers that we are, left a pile of papers sitting in the corner of the room we keep the kittens in, said kitten(s?), of course, shit and pissed on EVERYTHING, leaving a tremendous mess in the corner of the room, which may I add, was not the highlight of my day.
My wife has since put the kittens back in the cage with their litter, with the theory that if forced to do so, they will learn to use the litter box in their cage as a bathroom.
I pointed out to my wife that they knew no better, saw some media on the floor, and used it as a litter box, and did what cats do. In my mind, locking the little furry fuckers in a cage seems to be an unjust punishment: that said, I don’t want them releasing their bodily functions all over this room, either.
My wife and I decided the best course of action is to let them loose only when we are in the room with the fantasy being that we will catch them in the act of peeing or shitting in the corner or elsewhere in the room (the corner has been cleaned of anything that might be mistaken for feline fecal receptors), but does anyone have any better strategies?
One idea I had was to put a bowl of food near the offending area, so the kitties know not to do their business there (the old ‘don’t shit where you eat’ theory).
Keep in mind these are very two very sweet kittens, and we are looking to avoid traumatizing them as little as possible for their so-called future owners!