I’m trying to sell a house in PA, got a buyer and everything was going OK. But Mortgage company wants the septic and drain fields re-certified. The buyer sends a guy out who states “there is no Drain field”. WTF?!?
I lived there for over a year, I know they are there and work fine.
My agent calls me yesterday and tells me they hired a Dowser to verify the drain field and he can’t find any. I almost couldn’t stop laughing to realize he was serious. The sale is off due to a dowser!!
Today he is personally going to dig a hole and bring out a guy to certify the drain field is exactly where I said it is. The dowser said he will go out there as well and give the money back he charged if he is proven wrong. IF? Then the sale will be back on.
What really gets me is the mortage company would have taken the dowser’s word for it if he had certified the drain field.
Maybe I should have put this in the Pit, but I don’t like the pit.
If the mortgage company had accepted that fakir’s word and bollixed the deal, I would have been all over their ass with threats to go public with their methods.
Maybe the prospective buyer wanted to get out of the deal some way and came up with this. Then the real estate company called shenanigans. That’s Shenanigan’s Septic Service."
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I think believing in dowsing is pretty much above that. If YOU think it the same thing, whatever.
In his book Flim Flam! James Randi reproduces engineering instructions and a drawing fro m some (un-named) company, telling you how to construct and use a dowsing rod. I’ve heard of people getting Army training in this, too. There’s widespread and institutionalized belief in dowsing and similar hokum.
You get a forked stick or a pendulum (or whatever) and convince other people that you can use the item in question to find water, oil, or whatever else you want to claim you can find. Actually finding the object or substance in question might be helpful, but is not required to convince many people that you can find it. That’s how dowsing works.
Yes, but it seems to be the Iraq military that is really into those devices to detect explosives.
So, the OP might want to try telling the real estate agent that the failure of the dowser to find anything is simply proof that there are no car bombs buried in the back yard.
Eh. I have exactly no experience with septic fields, but when I looked up “saturated drain field” to find out what it meant, every page I looked at indicated it involves too much water not being able to drain the way it should, for various reasons. Seems like a dowser should be able to detect the difference between a “saturated drainfield” and “no drainfield,” if what they’re looking for is water.
That is assuming of course the concept that that crap actually worked.