I think most of us are familiar with the myth that lemmings are prone to commit mass suicides. However. . . when I was a chow, I could have sworn I saw some documentary or something where lemmings were jumping off a cliff en masse.
What was going on there?
Snopes is your friend. 
I should have known that they would have already ferreted out the truth.
It was your responsibility to check, Mjollnir, don’t try to weasel out of it.
You otter know better 
You guys have got the wrong family - lemmings are rodents.
But you should’ve known they wouldn’t do it of their own vole-ition.
[attempting to be clever]
Yeah and you guys should know not to monkey around like that.
Doh!
[/attempting to be clever]
Oh rats, why did I open this thread???
now, that’s not very mice of you. You rodent want some one to be mean to you, right? I mouse leave now, but may be rat back, if I’m capabara of it.
You dirty dog!
Yabob is right - lemmings are stoatally different
I really don’t gopher this kind of Mickey Mouse thread. It’s just too squirrelly, and not mentally nutria-itious.
there is a book called "How Lemmings Avoid The Rat Race by mike tmouse its a rather large book at over 1000 pages so you might want to use cliff notes
Lemming outta here before I get trapped with these bad puns. Cheese!!