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n/a = no answer if forced to choose “yes” or “no”:

  1. [“Pro-Choice”?] yes
  2. [“Pro-Life”?] no
  3. [gun control?] n/a
  4. [higher power?] n/a
  5. [drugs/narcotics legalized?] yes
  6. [FBI improperly Waco?] yes
  7. [Benet’s parents?] n/a
  8. [govt kill Kennedy?] n/a
  9. [mafia and/or Oswald kill Kennedy?] n/a
  10. [Clinton impeached?] no
  11. [Feminist?] yes
  12. [firearms banned?] no
  13. [religious?] n/a
  14. [use drugs?] yes
  15. [China threat?] no
  16. [Homosexuality wrong?] no
  17. [Homosexuality right?] n/a
  18. [Earth created?] n/a
  19. [“Big Bang” and/or Evolution?] yes
  20. [parents held for kids crimes?] n/a
  21. [aliens or ETI?] n/a
  22. [supernatural and/or paranormal?] no
  23. [telepathy and/or psychic?] no
  24. [Euthanasia right?] yes
  25. [Euthanasia wrong?] no
  26. [right to suicide?] yes
  27. [afterlife?] n/a
  28. [Death Penalty?] yes
  29. [of “Free from SkySlash”?] :slight_smile:

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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? Yes
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”? No
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? to a degree
  4. Do you believe in a higher power? No
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? Yes
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? Possibly
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? Don’t know
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy? No.
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy? probably LHO
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? Yes, but I agree with whoever said for other things besides ML
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?” parts of it, yes
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned? No
  13. Are you religious? No
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics? I don’t use, but I don’t not support it
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA? not sure
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong? No
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right? Yes
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race? no
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution? yes
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes? yes. legally? I don’t know.
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI? I believe in the possibility
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)? not really
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power?no
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right?no
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong?no
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way? yes, as long as nobody else is physically hurt
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife? no
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)? yes
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”? YES!!! sign me up :stuck_out_tongue:
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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? yes?
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”? no
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? yes
  4. Do you believe in a higher power? yes
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? no
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? I don’t know
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? Sure looks like it, but I really don’t know
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy? no
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy? probably
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? no
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?” yes
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned? no
  13. Are you religious? There are no atheists in fox holes.
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics? no
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA? maybe
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong? no
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right? Wait, I don’t understand the question.
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race? no
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution? yes
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes? to a certain extent
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI? There may be life on other plants, but I don’t think it visits us to steal our cows’ anuses and/or mess up our crops.
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)? no
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power? no
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right? depends
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong? depends
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way? depends
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife? It sure would be nice if there’s a heaven, wouldn’t it?
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)? yes
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”? Just show me where to sign up :stuck_out_tongue:

“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

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but, but, but I was just stopping by to check the 3 minute mysteries coz I had to leave to meet someone & didn’t get the answer…oh, okay.
1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”?
yes

2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”?
yes

2. Do you support or agree with gun control?
yes

3. Do you believe in a higher power?
yes

4. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized?
yes

5. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict?
yes

6. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it?
don’t know; don’t care

7. Did the government assassinate Kennedy?
mu

8. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy?
mu

9. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached?
no

10. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?”
yes. i think so. that’s a rock band, right? :slight_smile:

11. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned?
no

12. Are you religious?
no

13. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics?
yes

14. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA?
yes

15. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong?
no

16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right?
no

17. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race?
no

18. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution?
yes

19. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes?
yes, if circumstances warrant. ;p

20. Do you believe in aliens or ETI?
believe in? no. believe possible? yes.

21. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)?
ditto

22. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power?
yes

23. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right?
no

24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong?
no

25. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way?
yes. i think. strange phrasing.

26. Do you believe there will be an afterlife?
not as we know it.

27. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)?
no

28. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”?
where can i sign up?

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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? yes
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”? no
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? yes
  4. Do you believe in a higher power?I don’t know
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? of course
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? yes
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? don’t know, don’t care
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy?don’t know, don’t care
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy?don’t know, don’t care
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? sure, why not?
  11. Do you support or agree with the "Feminist Movement?"sometimes
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned?no
  13. Are you religious?no
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics?I’m smoking a bowl right now if that answers your question
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA?no
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong?no
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right?if it floats your boat, sure, go for it
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race?don’t know
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution?yes
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes?in some cases
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI?don’t know
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)?don’t know
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power?don’t know
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right?yes
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong?no
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that
    will end their life in any way?yes
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife?don’t know
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)?yes
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”?Huh?
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  1. No
  2. Yes
  3. No
  4. Yes
  5. maybe
  6. yes
  7. possibly
  8. nope
  9. yes
  10. Yes
  11. No
  12. No
  13. Yes
  14. no
  15. yes
  16. yes
  17. no
  18. yes
  19. not exactly
  20. yes
  21. I believe in life on other planets but I think that none have traveled here
  22. not ghosts
  23. no
  24. If a person wants to die let them
  25. not if the person wants to die
  26. how are you going to stop them
  27. yes
  28. yes
  29. nope

Jeffery

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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”?
    Sure.
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”?
    Nah.
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control?
    Nope.
  4. Do you believe in a higher power?
    Uh-uh.
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized?
    Not all of them.
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict?
    No doubt.
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it?
    Odds are in favor.
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy?
    Probably.
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy?
    In part, perhaps.
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached?
    Negative.
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?”
    Which part?
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned?
    Absolutely not.
  13. Are you religious?
    Hell no.
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics?
    Negatory.
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA?
    You bet.
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong?
    Fraid not.
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right?
    If it’s done right, sure.
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race?
    Pshaw.
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution?
    You betcha.
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes?
    Which crimes?
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI?
    It’s a possibility.
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)?
    Eh, could be.
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power?
    Unlikely, but maybe.
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right?
    Under some circumstances.
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong?
    Under some other circumstances.
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way?
    Like smoking? Or like jumping off a building?
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife?
    Not that I’m aware of.
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)?
    Sure thing.
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”?
    Whatever.
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Originally posted by SkySlash:
1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”?
Yes, before say, 4 months or so. I’m open to debate about the date.
2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”?
Yes, after say, 4 months or so. I’m open to debate about the date.
2. Do you support or agree with gun control?
Yes. Gun control meaning the ability to hit what you aim at…oh… you meant that kind of gun control. Nope.
3. Do you believe in a higher power?
Yes
4. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized?
Mostly yes.
5. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict?
Yes
6. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it?
Yes
7. Did the government assassinate Kennedy?
No
8. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy?
Mafia: No, Lee Harvey Oswald, Yes
9. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached?
Yes.
10. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?”
Define your terms. What do you mean by the “Feminist Movement”. Probably not.
11. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned?
No.
12. Are you religious?
No.
13. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics?
Define support. If you meant legalization, yes, I’m in favor, but you’ve asked this.
14. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA?
It has the potential to be. Count this as a yes.
15. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong?
No. Couldn’t care less what two consenting adults do in bed.
16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right?
No. Couldn’t care less what two consenting adults do in bed.
17. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race?
No.
18. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution?
Yes
19. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes?
Yes, to a point and depending on the age/crime.
20. Do you believe in aliens or ETI?
No
21. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)?
No
22. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power?
No.
23. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right?
No
24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong?
Yes. Only because of the “Doctor” aspect. If you had a non-doctor assisting, I wouldn’t care.
25. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way?
Yes. Someone wants to snuff themselves, that’s their problem/right.
26. Do you believe there will be an afterlife?
No.
27. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)?
Yes
28. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”?
I have no idea. I strongly suspect I’m not since I’ve never heard of it.

Fenris

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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? No.
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”?Unequivocal yes
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? To some extent
  4. Do you believe in a higher power? Most definately
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? Limited to marijuana and LSD
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict?Most definately
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? Definately
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy?Unsure
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy? Unsure
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? Oh hell yes
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?” Depends
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned? Definately not
  13. Are you religious? Very
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics? No
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA? Yes
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong? Yes
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right? No
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race? Yes
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution? To an extent
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes? Depending on the crime and age
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI? Definately
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)? Unfortunately, yes
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power? I pray for them
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right? No
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong? Yes
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way? Situation dependant
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife? I hope so
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)? It should be expanded to include rape, child molestation, most violent crime, and repeat felonious offenders
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”? Part of it? I traveled back to the year 1997 to stop SkySlash from ever being brought online.

Thank you, and good night…

–Tim

You can’t accidently create a handicapped baby whilst smoking pot. - Coldfire

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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? Yes.
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”? No.
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? Yes.
  4. Do you believe in a higher power? No.
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? Either that, or tobacco should be banned.
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? Yes.
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? That’s what detectives were invented to figure out.
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy? No.
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy? Yes.
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? No.
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?” Yes.
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned? No.
  13. Are you religious? No.
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics? No.
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA? Not at the moment.
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong? Not in the least.
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right? You better believe it!
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race? No.
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution? Yes and yes.
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes? Depends entirely on the situation.
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI? I believe they exist, I don’t believe they’re here on Earth.
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)? No.
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power? Maybe.
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right? Yes.
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong? No.
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way? Yes.
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife? No.
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)? No.
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”? No, where do I sign up?

Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.

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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? No.
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”? Yes.
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? Yes, to a degree
  4. Do you believe in a higher power? Yes.
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? Some. Outlawing them seems to have led to a lot of injustice.
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? Yes.
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? How would I know?
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy? No.
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy? Yes.
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? Yes. Wish he’d been convicted.
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?” Yes, to a degree.
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned? No.
  13. Are you religious? Yes, a thousand times yes.
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics? No.
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA? Could be.
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong? Not in itself.
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right? Not in itself.
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race? Yes.
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution? Sure!
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids’ crimes? Depends. Having seen Susan Smith’s mother on GMA this morning, it’s too bad we can’t make responsibility retroactive.
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI? Nope.
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)? No.
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power? No.
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right? No.
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong? Yes.
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way? No.
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife? Yes.
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)? No.
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”? Does it have a website?

Catrandom

Go to a vet that’s also a taxidermist. Either way, you’ll get your cat back. Sig courtesy of the amazing WallyM7

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1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”?
YES
2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”?
NO
2. Do you support or agree with gun control?
YES
3. Do you believe in a higher power?
YES
4. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized?
YES
5. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict?
NO
6. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it?
YES
7. Did the government assassinate Kennedy?
NO
8. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy?
YES
9. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached?
YES
10. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?”
YES
11. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned?
NO
12. Are you religious?
NO
13. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics?
NO
14. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA?
NO
15. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong?
NO
16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right?
NO
17. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race?
NO
18. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution?
NO
19. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes?
YES
20. Do you believe in aliens or ETI?
YES
21. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)?
YES
22. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power?
YES
23. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right?
YES
24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong?
NO
25. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way?
YES
26. Do you believe there will be an afterlife?
NO
27. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)?
YES
28. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”?
I FOUNDED IT.

“A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.” – George Bernard Shaw

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Skipping the ones that I can’t answer with a Y or N…

  1. N
  2. Y
  3. Y
  4. N
  5. N
  6. N
  7. N
  8. N
  9. N
  10. N
  11. Y
  12. N
  13. Y
  14. N
  15. Y
  16. Y
  17. Y
  18. N
  19. N
  20. Y
  21. N
  22. Y
  23. N
  24. Y
  25. Not yet. Where do I sign?

God is my co-pilot. Blame Him.

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Mullinator, that’s quite a shopping list you have there. You shouldn’t need to use the facilities for quite some time. Just remember to change when you smell something funky.

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Not sure what we’re reaching for here, since debate is highly entertaining on all of these subject, but here goes:

  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”?
    Yes, to an extent.
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”?
    No.
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control?
    Yes.
  4. Do you believe in a higher power?
    Yes, most of the time.
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized?
    Yes.
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? Probably, but it wasn’t a conspiracy.
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it?
    Don’t know. Probably.
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy?
    No.
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy?
    Lee Harvey Oswald.
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached?
    No.
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?”
    Yes, most of the time.
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned?
    Yes.
  13. Are you religious?
    Yes.
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics?
    No.
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA?
    No.
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong?
    No.
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right?
    Yes. If it’s how you’re born, what are you supposed to do?
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race?
    Don’t know.
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution?
    Yes, absolutely.
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes?
    Yes, some of them.
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI?
    Not in most alien sightings – but sure, there are probably microbes out there somewhere.
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)?
    No.
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power?
    No.
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right?
    Probably not.
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong?
    Depends.
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way?
    Depends.
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife?
    Don’t know.
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)?
    No.
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”?
    Send me some literature, I’ll consider it.

Ooh, I love your magazine. My favorite section is `How to increase your word power’. That thing is really, really… really… good. – Homer, ``Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington’’

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Lets hope this works:

  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? « no
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”? « no
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? « no
  4. Do you believe in a higher power? « no
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? « yes
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? « yes
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? « Probably
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy? « possible
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy? « Oswald, more likey
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? « yes
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?” « no
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned? « no
  13. Are you religious? « hell no
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics? « support yes, use no
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA? « yes
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong? « no
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right? « ???
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race? « no
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution? « yes
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes? « under some circumstances
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI? « no
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)? « no
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power? « no
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right? « ???
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong? « no
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way? « yes
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife? « no
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)? « yes and no
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”? « no
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  1. Do you support abortionand/or “Pro-Choice”?
    Yes, but ideally abortions should be vanishingly rare

  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”?
    no

  3. Do you support or agree with gun control?
    yes, within reason

  4. Do you believe in a higher power?
    no

  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized?
    no

  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict?
    yes

  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it?
    I don’t know

  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy?
    no

  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy?
    Oswald did

  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached?
    yes and he should’ve been removed too

  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?”
    If that means we should all be treated fairly and equally, sure

  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned?
    Not of all kinds. Several kinds, yes.

  13. Are you religious?
    no

  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics?
    no

  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA?
    possibly

  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong?
    no

  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right?
    What, as opposed to heterosexualty being “wrong”?

  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race?
    no

  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution?
    yes

  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes?
    yes, unless they have made demonstratable efforts to control the kid and failed

  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI?
    yes. Do I believe they’ve visited earth? No.

  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)?
    no

  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power?
    no

  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right?
    yes, but it should be carefully watched

  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong?
    no

  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way?
    yes

  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife?
    no

  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)?
    yes

  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”?
    Where do I sign?

“Lisa! In this house we OBEY the laws of Thermodynamics!” - Homer Simpson

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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? NO
  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”? NO
  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? NO
  4. Do you believe in a higher power? Yes
  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? Some yes, not all
  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? No
  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? Yes
  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy? No
  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy? Yes
  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? No
  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?” No
  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned? No
  13. Are you religious? No
  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics? Some, not all
  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA? No
  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong? No
  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right? No
  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race? Yes
  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution? Yes
  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes? No
  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI? Yes
  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)? Yes
  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power? Yes
  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right? Yes
  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong? No
  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way? Yes
  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife? Yes
  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)? No
  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”? No

Crystalguy

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I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Sig line courtesy of Wally :slight_smile:

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  1. Do you support abortion and/or “Pro-Choice”? No.

  2. Do you oppose abortion and/or support “Pro-Life”? yes.

  3. Do you support or agree with gun control? Yes. Use two hands.

  4. Do you believe in a higher power? Yes.

  5. Do you think currently illegal drugs/narcotics should be legalized? No.

  6. Do you think the FBI acted improperly in Waco during the Branch Davidian conflict? No.

  7. Did Jon Benet’s parents do it? Unknown.

  8. Did the government assassinate Kennedy? Unknown.

  9. Did the mafia and/or Lee Harvey Oswald assassinate Kennedy? Unknown.

  10. Do you think President Clinton should have been impeached? yes.

  11. Do you support or agree with the “Feminist Movement?” No.

  12. Do you think that firearms of all kinds should be banned? No.

  13. Are you religious? Yes.

  14. Do you use or support the use of currently illegal drugs/narcotics? No.

  15. Do you think that China is a “real” threat to the USA? No.

  16. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is wrong? Yes.

  17. Do you think that Homosexuality by either gender is right? No.

  18. Do you think the Earth was created by a higher power/intelligence/race? Yes.

  19. Do you believe in the “Big Bang” and/or Evolution? No.

  20. Do you think parents should be held responsible for their kids crimes? Yes.

  21. Do you believe in aliens or ETI? It’s possible.

  22. Do you believe in the supernatural and/or paranormal(ghosts)? Yes.

  23. Do you believe in the possibility of telepathy and/or psychic power? Yes.

  24. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is right? No.

  25. Do you think that Euthanasia(Doctor assisted Suicide) is wrong? yes.

  26. Do you think a person should have the right to commit suicide or take actions that will end their life in any way? Yes.

  27. Do you believe there will be an afterlife? Yes.

  28. Do you support the Death Penalty(Capital Punishment)? Yes.

  29. Are you part of the “Free the world from SkySlash’s ego Movement”? Don’t know.

VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.