Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

So, exactly what I fucking said, then.

As a throwaway joke. Because Canadians are soooo famously shitty that being even half-Canadian must be a great blot on one’s character…:roll_eyes: That’s why Canadians wear American flag patches on their bags when they travel overseas, I’m sure.

Really, no need for a gods-damned lecture. Especially not the bit on growing up in South Africa.

I will just note, as a multiracial South African also “born a crime” but more than a decade before, that it’s amusing Noah has made quite a lot of hay out of a circumstance that persisted for literally only the first year of his life.

It was a joke? It sounded to me more like the kind of nitpicking that someone does when they don’t have an actual argument. Followed later by the famous “it was just a joke” remark that we hear from the Trumps and Elmos of the world when confronted by the indisputable record of their own idiotic remarks. I thought you were better than that.

I have no idea whether this is some bizarre form of sarcasm or you’re just delusional.

My simple point is that the birthplace of Elmo’s mother is absolutely irrelevant to any discussion of his background. Whatever point you thought you were making is … rather opaque.

Yeah. JohnT certainly got it.

And this sounds like the ass-covering of a humourless twat who just now realized they were whooshed.

And I thought you had a sense of humour. Guess we’re both set up for disappointment.

You really are this humour-impaired? Of course it’s fucking sarcasm. Are rolleyes emojis disabled in your personal theme or something?

Gee, ya think? *

Apparently, my point was that there’s no joke so obvious some humour-deficient idiot won’t see it fly right by them.

* Sarcasm alert…
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Not true. Working back through the various comments, it seems I was overly sensitized to the “half-Canadian” comment as either a defense of Elmo – a person I have come to despise – or an attribution of his eccentricities to my homeland, which has no such attributes at least in recent history.

So yes, it appears I was overly sensitive and misinterpreted that remark. No ass-covering. I fucked up. Hey, I hate Elmo, I love Canada – so sue me! :canada:

I have no love of him either, trust me. Even if I corrected a couple factual errors about his background in this thread, I’m pretty sure his upbringing has a lot to do with his personality.

And even though I’ve never been, all the Canadians I know are great people.

Sorry I was overly abusive there. I think I was on edge from an actual asshole trying to tone police me in GD earlier today.

We good?

I’m not a big fan of using Fauci. IMHO Fauci dosen’t deserve the association.

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Cute, but I think you mislabeled the contestants in that image.

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I capitalized the ‘p’ in Wolfpup, but… ?

 
:+1:

I think if you flip 'em, you’d be closer.

Anyway, I think quite a lot of Elon’s attitudes can be chalked up to “rich white man who runs tech companies.” Not all of it, but quite a lot.

I think they’re alluding to my non-Whiteness.
But
a) I’m not that dark-skinned, and
b) have no idea what wolfpup’s skin tone might be.

(wipes tear) it’s a Christmas miracle, peace was declared in a Pit thread

As sarcasm (which I assume that was), this comment is consistent with my personal experience as an American living in majority Islamic countries (Indonesia and Egypt) from 1993 to 2018.

A lot of Americans I knew chose to (falsely) identify as Canadian if asked their nationality by the locals. I understood the sentiment, and sympathized. But, I’m also chronically honest. When Indonesians or Egyptians asked me where I was from, I always told the truth, even when I felt ashamed.

How about “Fauxci”?

Yep, that’s the very real practice I was riffing off.

I prefer Ely Cologne.

Buy high and sell low. Isn’t this how all billionaires are created?

When a mommy billionaire and a daddy billionaire love eachother very much, the daddy gives the mommy a special deposit…

He’s so rich he was conceived by wire transfer…

…wait.