Elon has officially beaten the lettuce: https://lettuce.wtf/
The price on Sept 12 was 305.49. Today it’s around 138.5. My math shows he’s down $74,510,938,000 since then, but I haven’t had my coffee yet.
That doesn’t contradict the single-day loss figure.
I don’t think it was supposed to contradict it. Rather, to show that Elmo’s Idiot Clown Circus has cost him 75 billion since Sept 12. 5 billion in one day? Pfffft. Just watch what he does next!
Exactly!
That is far, far too good to be posted with such a generic uninteresting intro.
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To paraphrase someone in one of the other pages I hit, between the self-non-driving cars, the recommendations the algorithm puts in my feed, and the appalling “art” creations, I believe AI is having a bad time. But it’s been fighting back by ruining the economy through the stock market.
Elmo still hasn’t stepped down as CEO but seems to expect the Senate to abide by the results of his polls.
The next step is to only let blue checkmarks partake in the public polls that Elmo expects the government to abide by. Remember, verification guarantees citizenship!
- Do you want to know more?
Let’s make a poll. Who wishes Musk would shut the fuck up, forever?
Yes
Really yes
Only if they install a permanent ball gag
I will abide by the results of the poll.
Musk might just be the hero we need *
*Certain conditions apply.
That’ll teach me to post blind links.
He’s such a fucking tool. He’s already chased off most of the people who would vote yes on the bill. And I don’t recall seeing the poll on my feed, maybe because I’m not a blue check, which is really being pushed hard on the site now. There’s a new button on the side bar to subscribe to the site.
I wish he’d find his way to Mars and stay there.
What’s the date on that comic?
Apparently Elon is calling for a full rewrite of the “crazy stack”. https://twitter.com/pwnsdx/status/1605442608603463680
According to the URL for the image itself: 12 21 2022.
Just wanted to say this is why I love the dope (also I like saying that as I’m older and smoke mary jane and my mom called it that “the dope” heh). The fierce kicking at each other followed by a sincere apology and walkback. Tears to my eyes. I know it’s only my third post but I’ve been lurking so long it feels like I know everyone. Loved that moment , thank you MrDibble and Wolfpup. Also canadian here who occasionally travels with American family internationally and yep they are quite proud and say they’re american and I swear I get nicer treatment when I go “nawww I’m a canuck”… anyway thank you for being you , (even the testy , not so often right ones although I only saw Asterion pull that in this thread 
). If I got that last name wrong my apologies , tried to scroll up but I’m at work and break is ending! Love this site. Use it as an example of “good debate” (great debates of course don’t worry I don’t send them to atmb or (*mundane pointless etc I forget the acronym omg! im a fraud!)
TSLA is currently down $13 from yesterday’s close.
Meanwhile, Elmo has announced that Twitter will now let you see how many times a tweet has been viewed - a feature which ALREADY EXISTED and has been active since 2014.