Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

I’m starting to think there must be an Elmo pee tape.

Maybe he meant “Epic” in terms of “Epically Idiotic”

For @LSLGuy’s benefit:

Thank you @BigT. That was entertaining.

I agree w Elmo’s contention that Medvedev’s predictions are epic. Epic trolling and funny as such. Birds of a feather and all.

What an amazing fucking meltdown.

It was 282.94 on Sep 27.

Just another $100/share to drop and it’ll be fairly valued.

Elon thinks he’s Batman.

What is it with these “not in shape like that” guys thinking they look like that? He and Trump both.

They must have carnival mirrors installed everywhere they go.

He better get on it while he still has a fortune to finance it.

Why are you presuming a comparison of physical form?

Since Elmo seems more interested in memes and lulz than running his company, here’s a number that ought to get his attention; TSLA is down 69% since the beginning of 2022.

In fairness, GM is down ~40%, Ford down ~45%, while the S&P 500 is down ~20% over the same period.

So Elon all by himself is probably only responsible for a WAG 30% decline in the price of TSLA.

It’s Good to be King! For my next trick I’ll set fire to another half-trillion of somebody else’s money. :wink:

Fun work if you can get it.

Some nights Elon is Batman and some he’s The Joker?

The Joker is far more distinguished than Elon. The Riddler maybe? I’m not really very well-versed in Batman villains.

Except the Riddler’s riddles usually actually mean something and lead somewhere. He does not act erratic.

OTOH Joker (the Ledger version) set fire to a pile of actual cash money rather than some “valuation” based on, whatever the hell it is they use these days in Wall Street to “value” something.

Elon will probably blame that the stock exchanges’ algorithms were set up by some woke coders.

Do it Elon! Don’t let the trolls win!

A competent CEO would be doing something to mitigate these losses, though. Elmo has basically fucked off to play with his new toy, ignoring the fact that he’s made himself the face of the brand, and alienating the customer base by palling around with right-wing extremists. (The Venn diagram of MAGA diehards and people who buy six-figure electric cars is two separate circles.)

Only until they figure out where to put, and how to power, a coal-rolling option.

As I’ve mentioned before, I enjoy lurking on some MAGA comment boards. And it’s interesting how they revere Elon in the same way as Trump, while constantly complaining about how “gay” electric vehicles are

(I hope it’s clear I’m channeling their view in my use of gay there, not endorsing it)