The really weird thing about this was how my cellphone went wonky at the same time as my Twitter app went wonky. 4G stopped working, everything went back to what appeared to be factory settings, I was no longer in dark mode, just a lot of weird things happened.
It almost certainly was a coincidence. So it wasn’t Elon’s fault. However, I’m gonna blame Elon anyway. So thanks, Elon.
Twitter sounds like such an exciting and inspiring place to work that I think I may come out of retirement and apply there!
Though one should not underestimate Elmo’s four-dimensional chess. With Twitter being evicted from the Seattle office, Elmo has told those employees to work from home. Elmo had also previously said that anyone working from home would be fired. Win-win! It’s genius!
I’m like Chuckie in Good Will Hunting. One of these days I’m going to go to Twitter and it’ll just be … gone. And I’ll get in my beat up Caddy, get Morgan on up in the front seat and off I’ll go with a smile on my face.
I think his 4-D chess strategy must be to run for president. He has carefully researched the toxic sociopathic behaviors that appeal to much of the U.S. electorate, and is acting accordingly. The voters don’t want a real billionaire entrepreneur, they want a lying sham one, so he’s also attempting to lose all his money.
Will we see the Arnold Amendment resurrected as the Elon Opportunity To Govern Amendment?
Indeed! This is why only the best and brightest chose to stay at Twitter, while all the deadwood left. The smart choice is to work for a company that cannot pay the rent on their offices, and tells you all to work from home (while threatening to fire anyone for working from home.
Clearly a company on the rise for a young go-getter!
Having just gone through XMas with my wife’s daughter and her 7 little foster kids …
We played a large role in wrapping presents from the horde of gifts she’d received from the charity agency that runs the kid shelter.
Despite the fact most of her kids are the perfect age for something that makes happy musical sing-song noises over and over and over when little hands push the brightly lit buttons, almost none of those presents got wrapped. Most got returned to the toy warehouse.
Daughter would totally NOT approve of a perky Elmo flushing toilet. Sing-song “Pooping is fun! Sploosh!”, “Time to brush our teeth!” over and over and over … And OVER.
She has the patience of a whole platoon of saints, but that’d be enough to make even her scream “Please, Lord, make it stop!”
Which is a long way of saying I totally want one too. But not to give to her.
Musk must have feuded with at least one other billionaire. Can we convince someone to order a few hundred of these and ship them to the Twitter offices? I would sell my Tesla stock and do it myself, except - you know.
Heck, I want to connect the thing to the grown-up toilets where I work… Maybe that would convince certain people to give the damn thing a second flush if the first one didn’t quite clear the bowl.
