I see Cyberfuck.
Elmo buying Twitter was really a spectacular event in opening up a public understanding of his basic attributes. Before Twitter (ElmoT-) there was an aspect of unknowability about him, kind of like a quantum superposition. He was definitely known to be an asshole in terms of personality, but still, so are lots of geniuses. After Twitter (ElmoT+) we saw the waveform collapse into a definite state. And that definite state is beautifully exemplified in a line from Glass Onion that I’m just paraphrasing here:
“I used to think you were a complicated genius. It turns out that you’re just an idiot.”
A drug- and power-addled idiot. The “best” kind.
I know there are loads of truck owners who don’t really do truck things with their vehicles…that being said, I would love to see the Cybertruck in a traditional pickup truck commercial, maybe one set on a farm. What happens when you drop a hay bale in the bed? Would it slide down the sloped side rails? Or would it clip right on through the bed because the truck is still rendering?
I would much rather Elmo pull my finger.
If even one person who has ever used a pickup truck to do actual work was involved in the design of the Cybertruck I’ll eat my hat.
Maybe the truck is like a crazy designer dress that’s worn only on a runway, once, and isn’t intended for actual use.
It’s the El Camino of the 21st Century.
I was thinking more of the Homer.
That one really got me! 
Harbour Freight Tool gonna make BANK selling Tow Straps!
Washington Post is reporting the recent leak of over 200,000,000 Twitter accounts:
To be fair, a large number of pickup truck owners never use them to do actual work.
Amateur. Just drive away from it and change your frame of reference.
Well, since any finite number is equally “near” to infinity as any other finite number, the Cybertruck could pull only 1 gram of mass and the statement would still be true. Genius! 
Are you suggesting that mounting six giant flags (of near-infinite mass) on your vehicle to own the libs is not work? Do you value doing God’s work less than the work of a man?
No, I was referring to people like my five or six co-workers a few years ago. All owned pickup trucks but all had boring office jobs. (To be fair, one of those had a giant 40’ fifth wheel RV so he needed the dually pickup to tow the damned thing but everyone else was basically a poser.)
Apparently Elmo wasn’t getting enough attention for his Infinite Mass-claim ad, so he decided to celebrate the second anniversary of the 1/6 insurrection with a bang—the bang in this case being the Twitter reinstatement of “General Flynn”:
https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/michael-flynn-restored-twitter-jan-6-anniversary-96270907
The news is just FULL of stupid House members doing stupid stuff so how’s the Center of the Universe supposed to get some press??!?!!? Which is fully deserved and his Right??!?!?!?
To the surprise of nobody except the dumbest Musk fanboys, despite publically promising that all Twitter employees would receive 3 months severance, no severance has been forthcoming:
I wonder what the Software Engineer Unions think about that;)