Nope, Agile failure wins that one, I’m afraid. I’m dyin’. Although Agile bots is quite good too. 
Move fast. Break things. Break some more things. Find more things and break them too. Break all the things.
Profit!
He’s been screaming “it’s overrun with bots!” since before he bought it. It was one of the claims he used to try and get out of the deal, and he’s used it since then to justify pretty much whatever decision bops into his head.
The bots are coming from inside the house! < scary music >
In the continuing enshittification of the site, tweet replies no longer show the name of the user you’re replying too, presumably because some alt-right shithead Elmo is trying to suck up to complained about the “this mf paid for twitter” posts.
Between this and the latest choice of forcing paid users into the “For You” tab, I think I’m officially done with Twitter. Passed through all the phases:
- Let’s wait and see what Musk does
- Stick around, don’t allow bullshit to spread unopposed
- ok, this isn’t really worth it, but it’s a habit
- really should quit, but Mastodon and Post aren’t doing it for me
- this just feels bad all the time. Bad software experience, a lot of the useful citizen journalists are gone, it’s weirdos and dark drama 24x7 now.
Think it’s finally time for me to rip off the bandaid and actually give the alternatives a fair trial.
Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
Yup!
Just looking up the dictionary definition of “throwing shade”…
If words want to be recognized, they should pony up some cash. Would we really have 17 words for the same thing if they had some skin in the game?
Agile sarcasm.
I was over the whole “agile” thing, but this one made me smile.
Thank you, thank you. Try the roast beef. I’m here all week.
Can I have the chicken?
Sure. I don’t get any kickbacks either way.
Should I tip my waiter?
No, they get upset. Just tip the cows.
Only if it is a killer robot.
Can’t find a previous thread now, but regarding cow tipping, that is one thing that cellphone cameras have shown how that is impossible, because all videos posted on the internet show failures by people attempting it or farm guys debunking it by showing how cows weight too much or move around to prevent that.
Now, that doesn’t prevent you from tipping a cow that is serving your meal in a restaurant, her calves will thank you.
Ah, Yes! Thank you!
And: Yo! Cecil, that article about cow tipping needs to be updated, pronto!