That renaming the conference rooms just to be cute is some real small company shit, and I know that from experience.
Wow, soon “rearranging the deck chairs”
will be replaced by “calling it X”.
No mean feat by Elmo to change language like that.
He can get Mike Lindell to sell his custom Mux-Lux…
Agile rebranding.
One, xo, three, four
Now that xitter is no more
Thirteen, xelve, eleven, ten,
Musk fux xitter up again
Seriously, the scale of the idiocy is breathtaking. How long before the agile “just messin’ with ya” pivot?
Oh yay, this could be fun.
The teenage boy in me thinks Ford should out do him and but the rights to make the fabled Thundercougarfalconbird.
Reading this thread is like reading some of the Onion’s better work. Starts off surprising but believable, slowly descends into absurd until you suddenly realize it’s parody.
There’d better be nobody in the bathroom, I’ve got to take a huge Xeet.
No one who doesn’t work for Twitter is going to start using ridiculous non-words just because Elmo tells them to. Elmo’s antics have gone from comical to embarrassingly pathetic. He really is a ten-year-old in a grown man’s body.
I got a big load of musk on my mirror after popping a xeet on it.
The rumors have always been that Musk wanted to turn Twitter into X. The way I’d expect a competent person to do that would be to create this thing called X, and make Twitter a subsidiary. Build up the other aspects, and slowly merge Twitter into that.
Yeah, I know he’s reverse laundered Twitter’s reputation, so I could see wanting to rebrand to take off the stank. But, even in its fouled up state, the Twitter brand is still a significant part of the platform’s value. It’s not something to get rid of lightly, without even apparently planning anything about how it would happen.
I would say that, whatever merit his X idea had before, this implementation seems to have sunk it.
How can this be the same guy who seemed to be a branding genius before? Has something actually happened to him?
More from the Onion;
He got dumped by the perfect woman that The Simulation™ created to be his ideal partner.
Agile dating.
He actually did that a while ago.
Twitter has been wholly owned by X Corp since March. X Corp is itself a wholly owned subsidiary of X Holdings, which is wholly owned by Musk.
The stupid thing was dumping a brand name that still has significant value for a letter. And if the post about the trademark above is any indication, even dumber to use one owned by Zuck
Official reaction from the Amelia Watson: It looks like a pay per view porn site: