Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

So, does Musk have “Agile X” syndrome?

He’s Patient X.

Lies! Everyone on the left was in love with Elmo before he bought out X Twitter and all us leftists deemed him to be not of the body!

Can’t wait for Xam’s defense of his boi wonder’s latest ‘genius’ move. Ok, I’m lying, I can wait. Hopefully forever.

Well, if he can’t use Exxon for reasons, he may worry about Zaxxon…

Although, if it’s still owned by Sega, they may be willing to sell the name for cheap… or rush out a new version to cash in, choices, choices.

I used to enjoy playing that. But it probably isn’t abandonware…. What are they going to do if Musk adopts it?

Are you saying Booooo or Boooorns?

I see a LOT of awesome Space Travel and/or Fly into a Wall/Explode memes with a lot of faux-speach-synthesizer dialog. Considering the processing power needed, I’d release a ‘new’ version of Zaxxon for mobile. With a thinly-veiled morph of Musk’s face on the final Zaxxon robot.

And that would be great, right?

WSJ reports that Elmo has been “self-medicating” with ketamine, which explains a lot of his manic behavior.

MAKE MY WORDS; Elmo isn’t familiar with common expressions.

When he eventually dies, his headstone should have only the X on it.

There may be an incredibly valuable brand called “X” in the near future, but it won’t be this one.

He’s hellbent on making the ultimate double-crossing company…

Your wife not nurse. She nurse, your wife patient. Be patient, she nurse your wife. Me doctor, you X, you make my words, you Tarzan, me Jane, you mark my day, selfmedicate Trillo…me doctor!

The “Please Wash Hands After Urinating” notice can be posted as a separate sign.

I’ll pass, I don’t like lines.

X/Twitter renames the account for getting blue check marks:

The new X/Twitter business model is extortion:

I believe that’s spelled Xtortion.

Which of course also exists as a previous brand