As best as I can sum up, Elon got his ass regularly kicked when he played chess and so sour grapesed it.
Yes, if your truck needs single micro tolerances to look good that is a problem with the design of the truck, not with the tolerances.
What a coincidence! That’s exactly like every one of his posts!
Points for consistency, I guess.
Sounds like Elmo finally got tired of that joke.
I swear that was reported a week or two ago in response to some Elmo news story, so it’s not totally new.
ETA: Yeah, reported back in July:
Did he get tired of the joke and change it, or did he get bored and stop paying attention so a grown-up could take over?
My guess is that this was the only decision he allowed his new CEO to make.
But that’d be gross.
I’m not into water sports, but i, um, assume that people who are would not be totally grossed out by sticking a finger into a glass of piss.
(That’s the joke. XD)
Money, money, money. Elmo eviscerates any ethical, moral, honest basis Xcrement ever had. Yes it’s The Onion but it’s true.
“free expression” my ass. Lies, blatant hate messaging, fear mongering, dog whistles, “Q”. Going to get gory.
“Who knew Musk could be bought?”
ANDREW PRICE, BESPOKE MANICURIST
“I can’t even imagine what a politicized Twitter would look like.”
CHESTER BOYLE, OUTLET MALL CARTOGRAPHER
“Paid targeted propaganda is what free expression is all about.”
MONICA HUSEK, TACTICAL PLANNER
Musk is currently feuding on X with the Anti-Defamation League, a non-governmental organization founded in 1913 that specializes in civil rights law and combats antisemitism and extremism. Musk believes they have been “hijacked by woke mind virus”.
There’s a far-right campaign on X to #BanTheADL. Now, “Mr Free Speech” has suggested running a poll on this:
Elmo’s “perhaps we should run a poll on this” is going to be about as effective as his poll on whether he should step down as the chief asshole in charge of driving Twitter into the ground.
Meanwhile, in Elmo’s feud with the EU:
As things are going Elmo is 100% on track to have Twitter banned in the EU.
(After being fined into oblivion).
What’s ‘Twitter’? 
If Elmo can deadname his own kids, I can name his dead company whatever the fuck I want.
But how does one get there? Internetally speaking. Is it twitter dot com? Or x dot com?
If it’s the former, then the silly rich man hasn’t changed the name at all. All he’s done, then, is make people say “X, formerly known as Twitter” for no reason.