Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

No, no, no. You’re missing the funny part; they’re not making bots to do this. they’re paying $8 a month for the privilege of very publicly turning off their likes being public. Which just raises the immediate questions of ‘why are you hiding your likes?’ and ‘what are you liking that you’re so ashamed of that you have to hide it?’

It just protects your anonymity when you like something, but the like still appears.

Think of it as a secret ballot in an election, compared to the way someone votes in Congress and it ends up as a public record.

Anybody know anything about this “ALL-IN” show that his its lips firmly attached to Musk’s posterior? I tried googling it and came up empty.

It’s a podcast.

Thanks.

Elmo with another twit snit. Freeeee speeeeech!

I have noticed the rebranding isn’t going so well. Every time “X” is mentioned in the news it is followed by “Formerly known as Twitter”.

Their next rebranding will probably be Sorry, Guys, We’re Twitter Again; How Embarrassing Was That “X” Thing, Right?

That would require Elon to admit fault.

I hope it’s always referred to as “X, formerly known as Twitter” up until the point it’s officially called Twitter again.

I was thinking that it only takes a couple hours for an ice cube to melt. That’s pretty quick. But Musk also changed Twitter pretty quick.

O.k. that made me snort-laugh.

Specimens:

Unfortunate edit in the most important sentence of Brand’s denial:

New York Post: Elon Musk Andrew Tate, Tucker Carlson support Russell Brand after sex assault claims

Not surprising at all.

Andrew Tate is a raging hateful bigot.

Tucker Carlson is just a simple, predictable contrarian troll.

Elmo is simply insane, possibly due to ketamine-induced brain damage.

Predictable:

Wikipedia:

Andrew Tate supporting someone after sexual assault claims is the kiss of death. He’s on record as saying 40% of the reason he moved to Romania was because he thought it had lax rape laws. Oops. Oh, and other such pearls of wisdom like women who are raped should bear some of the responsibility.

And Elmo, the richest man in the world, dog whistling about how a cabal of rich Joos run the world. I think the concept of irony is something he’s incapable of understanding.

Musk judged by his cat, who took appropriate action:

NYT:

You sure that’s not just a Schrödinger joke?

It’s not a joke, it’s irony, as the existence of the cat was reported before it disappeared: