Unfortunately, Bing AI art doesn’t seem to know what a Tesla Cybertruck is. The guy in the red jacket does give off strong Elon Musk vibes, though.
“Tesla Cybertruck on way to Starbucks surrounded by goons in zoot suits with Tommy guns and Mongolian Steppe archers”
Not much. This is typical Elmo – or, more accurately and indisputably, typical bad design, whether or not Elmo was directly involved with the mirror design. The side view mirror must be sharply angled to match the sharply angled body of the monstrosity it’s attached to, dontcha see? Like the Cybertruck itself, the fact that it’s virtually useless doesn’t matter.
I was doubtful that very many of these grotesque behemoths would ever be sold, but now I’m wondering if even Elmo is stupid enough to even try to put it into production. On second thought, yes, yes he is.
Oh, people will buy them, especially if they think Elmo might acknowledge them somehow.
‘Damn it, they’re not mirrors! They’re a vitreous substrate flattened to within one half of a xometre (that’s one order of magnitude smaller than a Planck unit that I invented) covered with a platinum nano-film from my metal mines on Mars.’
‘IT’S A XIRROR!!!’
Elon
Has he actually, you know, driven a car or truck?
Ripley: How many drops is this for you, Elon?
Lieutenant Musk: Thirty eight… simulated.
The first rule of Musk motorcar driving: “What’s behind me is not important!”
“Always look ahead, never behind! That’s my motto!”
The next version of the Cybertruck has no reverse gear because you should be “always going forward”.
He at least once crashed his uninsured multi-million dollar McLaren F1 while not wearing his seatbelt. With Peter Thiel as a passenger, raising a bonus significant ‘what-if’ question.
So close …
The Cybertruck should always be going forwards, not backwards!
Upwards, not forwards!
And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards irrelevance
Not that many twirls. Already there.
Yeah, this is pretty twisted:
Libs of TikTok is a terrorist organization as far as I’m concerned.
A stochastic terrorist organization.
From what I’m reading, you really can’t when that cover is in place over the back as shown in that set of photos. Agile bed covering?
That’s what Neuralink is for — you can just plug your brain directly into the truck and see in all directions simultaneously with the parking cameras.
Hey, none of you guys are rich enough to be criticizing anything Elon does.
Hey, only one of the two of us is living debt-free.
I was once laid off from a large but loss-making corporation. Promptly started my own small business. Come year end I told my wife the good news.
Hey Honey, we’re rich! We made over 225 million dollars more than old XYZ Corp.
As in I made a few tens of thousands and they lost 225 million. But it was a great story for a few seconds. 