Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

This I presume? And no, we can’t let an awesome typo like this go.

Taken from here for proper attribution.

No, I think he’s talking about the new Catillac.

And if he can’t drive
With a broken back
At least he can polish the whiskers

I’m mew-vin’ out!

No, it’s the new Purrsche.

It just looks like a Purrsche. Actually, it’s a Mazda Miaowta.

“Elmobile” on the contrary…

As a Jew I welcome that. Whatever race Elmo is, I don’t want to be a part of.

isn’t he african?

I can’t believe how truly awful he’s being with regards to Ukraine. I’ll never understand his thinking, thank the gods.

I think most of us in South Africa, aside from the far-right lunatic fringe, would be happy to be rid of Mr. Musk. He is not an Afrikaaner, more like someone (like myself) who would be described as a “soutpiel” - a vulgar term for a non-Afrikaans speaker, most likely of British descent.

So I guess I share his “race”. However, I am delighted that he does not live in South Africa, and he has adopted the USA. Not so delighted that he has adopted the worst possible aspects of being American, though.

He is mixed Afrikaner/English on his father’s side, and Canadian (I assume English not French) on his mother’s.

The actual truth, that Elon Musk is a bigoted asshole, should definitely draw lots more advertisers to X. Aren’t QAnoners consumers too?.

(oldjoke) You don’t have a Purrsche, you have a Furarri.

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The best kind! Really gullible assholes that believe the most insane shit, really anything told to them by the “right” people.

Jesus Christ. The richest man in the world and he owns this massive social media application liking such a post. If I were a Jewish person, I’d be so frightened. I’m not Jewish and I’m getting terribly worried about the state of the world.

Good Lord, it feels like history is repeating itself and we haven’t learned a goddamn thing.

Fucking Hell.

Caligula 2.0

Don’t you all see? This is just further proof that the Jews are conspiring to destroy the value of his company. This should cement his case against the ADL. Maybe he can sue IBM for failing to provide him with advertising revenue now as well.

Everybody knows that IBM stands for Infernal Baphomet Mohels.