Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

Those are some quality advertisers. TheQuartering? Christ, what’s next, Boxxy - I mean Shoe0nHead - throws in a few advertising dollars?

“Look out Dort, Boop, and Vento - there’s a new advertising game in town!”

Giving a billionaire the equivalent of his pocket change to own the libs.

Ooh, and those “commitments” must be legally binding - they tweeted them!

What makes it especially hilarious is that Elmo is paying these jackasses for their ad impressions, and they’re turning around and giving that money right back to him, and they think that somehow they’re “owning the libs” in the process.

Well the hate is still being spewed and is still infecting the hive mind of American voters. So these bastards are getting that much out of the deal.

PopeHat makes a brief return.

Maybe he’ll show up in person carrying a sink.

One of these days he’ll show up with kleenex boxes on his feet, and jars full of his own urine.

‘Note to Self: Have staff work on rebranding e-filing thermonuclear lawsuit complaints to X-filing thermonuclear lawsuit complaints.
Also, use X-time machine to deal with Chris Carter’s use of my intellectual property.’
Elon - King of Earth, Emperor of the Known Universe, and Master of Time, Space, and Dimension

Replace the Spruce Moose with a Starship…

I never did understand that whole sink thing anyway.

Probably should have been a toilet.

At this point?

Might as well toss a newborn off the roof of HQ along with some bathwater

Must be coming down now. “Fake news! SAD!”

IOW …

So what time does “the court” open? Because I want to see this epic, agile lawsuit.

This is so crazy. This world is bonkers.

Is Stephen Miller sure he wants to be highlighting that fraud is both a civil and criminal matter right at this exact moment, given the ongoing civil case in New York?

He’s just saying that it’s a thing that he knows… for… reasons…

I’ve been using “doghorn” since 2016. (Coined in response to a discussion of someone saying “‘Obama’ is not a Christian name” as a dogwhistle.) The horns have only grown louder and more flatulent since.