Also, for some reason, seeing him in a tux, “Froggy, he would a-wooing go” is playing in my head.
Wait…but then that means he decided to retweet a fake picture of himself along with a ridiculously adolescent “I’ll kill all my enemies” comment?
Imma go lie down for a bit
Here’s a really good article on why Elon Musk’s lawsuit against Media Matters is a big steamy pile of bullshit.
Elon Musk has a big problem and he will not be going to space today.
Two weeks ago Mark Zuckerberg tore his ACL. I thought he was training for an actual martial arts competition. But perhaps he was Fruit Ninja’d?
Dagon Musk
‘Dagon Musk, the key and guardian of the gate. For the man who wants a scent that will open up terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein and drive women beyond the realms of sanity.’
Elon Musk or sea lion musk?
Bing chat wouldn’t let me make Elon with an innsmouth smile, but it did let me make Elmo with an innsmouth smile.
Uh, spoilered for reasons.
He wishes! At best Musk is a hybrid of the Deep Ones, and will someday be compelled to dive deep in the ocean to join his kind in worship.
“Way of Hurting” is a brilliant way of saying “tort”.
I ain’t tickling that one.
Love it.
Only a true product genius of the highest level could have come up with a feature so innovative!
I think you just found the thing that I have cared least about in my entire life.
And BTW, is it just me, or does the sword-wielding Elmo appear to have unusually short arms?
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I’ve been telling my friends for a while now that “overlay title in the upper potion of a URL card” is the thing I’m missing when I’m reading Twits Xs from my favorite Nazis and transphobes.
Isn’t this…just fixing the mistake they made with making link titles invisible? It’s like he’s Curious George
True… Product… Genius!
It’s kind of like replacing Coke with New Coke, and then bringing back the original formula with much fanfare and disappearing New Coke entirely.