Oh. We’re supposed to use toothpaste? No wonder the dogs are giving me the hairy eye-ball.
I just need to point out that if you have ever owned a dog, you have to recognize that that toothpaste is not coming out of the “right” spot.
As someone who not only has a wide experience of dogs, but actually is one, I say it’s close enough!
Capitalism has failed society by not producing an anatomically correct dog-butt toothpaste dispenser.
(On preview, I hope that is an English sentence never before and never again used.)
Good lord, that is one beautiful sentence. It’s practically song lyrics.
https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/1731188017811820779
https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/01/business/walmart-advertiser-ads-x-elon-musk/index.html
My Toyota Scion xB is a 2006, the last year of that model before they revised it for the American market, and it still runs just fine with over 111,000 miles on it.
My husband’s 2005? Scion XB has over 330k on it and is still going strong.
Following the news, Joe Benarroch, head of Operations at X, told CNN in a statement that brands who advertise on the platform are able to get in front of massive amount of users.
Benarroch claimed that Walmart’s decision to pull ads from X is not a direct result of Musk’s action and said Walmart continues to be active on the platform in other ways.
“Walmart has not advertised on X since Oct[ober] so this is not a recent pause, the company has just been organically connecting with its community of more than one million people on X,” he said, pointing out Walmart’s continued posting to the platform including a post the company made on Friday after news broke of its advertising freeze.
You know shit is going bad when your damage control is to say “Oh, it’s not a direct result of our boss’ most recent instance of agreeing with Nazis. Look, they haven’t actually advertised with us since October!”
“Walmart has not advertised on X since Oct[ober] so this is not a recent pause, the company has just been organically connecting with its community of more than one million people on X,”
I looked at their Twitter page just now. They do indeed have 1.3 million followers on the platform, and it looks like they’re lucky if any given post gets more than 25k views, and even luckier if those same posts crack a couple hundred actual engagements via likes and comments.
I wouldn’t bet that their click-through traffic is much better.
So sure. “organically connecting with its community,” if that means “a few low-effort posts from an intern per week with essentially no engagement whatsoever.”
Really? Wicked cool! Gives me hope that mine will last that long and I’ll never have to buy a car again, what with being in my 70s now and all, and not doing that much driving.
Someone was going on about Musk’s anti-union stance, saying he’s right that stock options are better than raises because you get a stake in the company that will grow. I pointed out that he was bragging about giving Twitter employees equity in the company as a benefit, before he told the chief sources of revenue to go fuck themselves. So maybe the folks working at Tesla would like their money up front…
Twitter employees getting equity isn’t compensation. It’s being chained to a corpse that their own boss killed.
Might be the only time I like a DT quote.
That’s got to be a fake, right? There’s no way in hell I’m creating a Twitter account (and you couldn’t get me to even before Elmo took over), and it’s hard for me to forgive you for making me look up the Twitter account of TFG (but I’ll try 
), but it looks like the only thing he’s posted since being unbanned is his mugshot on Aug 24th.
That and it’s a pink checkmark TFG has in his handle in that photo.
That’s not Xitter, that’s a screenshot from that “alternate” website they set up to counteract Twitter, but for righties (I’ve forgotten the name - is it Parler, or something else?). But in fairness, it could well be fake, and I’m certainly not joining that platform to check!
ETA: Truth Social, and I think I fell for one. Sorry guys. 
For me it is the lack of capital letters, “without which” used correctly, appropriate apostrophes… just overall, the “non-word-salad-ness” of it…
@Smapti can do a much better job of faking a Trump rant than whoever made that.
I mean, to be clear, that kind of rant is perfectly possible, though I admit the good grammar is a tell. Here’s an actual rent from the platform itself:
I’m afraid that one’s authentic. He’s done the “Elon kissed my ass all the time” routine several times, presumably because it helps him cope with the fact that Elmo is richer than him and doesn’t need to ask him for favors.
Indeed, it’s real. Oh, how the fact-checking turntables!