Proposed law: if an immigrant has a problem with American free speech, their citizenship is immediately revoked, all of their property is forfeit, and that person is immediately dropped off in international waters, with orders to shoot upon return.
Can we please fast-forward to the “Elon living in a hotel room surrounded by jars of his own urine” phase?
I’m ready for “I picked up (the late) Elon hitchhiking in Nevada and he willed me all his money” phase.
Huh. Are you thinking of anyone in particular? 
It reminds of me of TFG and his xenophobic rants. Meanwhile he has a revolving set of Eastern European wives he’s made anchor babies with.
And now, here’s one from the “even a stopped clock” file;
I’m not sure there’s a word to describe the levels on which “Guy who blew 11 figures on a website because his trans daughter won’t talk to him anymore telling JK Rowling to lay off the anti-trans stuff for awhile 'cause he’s bored” is utterly hilarious.
To quote the replies;
“This is like Leatherface texting you and recommending you lay off the chainsaw massacring for a while, cause it’s kind of played out.”
“It’s like Cheech holding an intervention for Chong.”
“It’s like being told by Richard Spencer that maybe you should tone down the antisemitism.”
Here’s “Andrew Dittmann” on a Twitter Space chatting with the newly reinstated white nationalist Nick Fuentes.
If you’re thinking geez that voice sound a bit familiar, the media’s already been speculating that for months: Is “Adrian Dittmann” actually Elon Musk? - The Verge
Oh, and because it doesn’t appear this has been reported in this thread yet, after letting Nick Fuentes back on Twitter in January and then having to ban him again 24 hours later for anti-semitism, Elon had yet another change of heart and let Nick Fuentes back on the platform again.
I heard that Andrew Dittman is actually just John Barron.
The Neuralink implants are already falling out of people’s brains.
If you can’t trust Elmo to build a truck that won’t rust, or turn a profit on Twitter, why the hell would you let him put something in your brain?
Wait till the guy finds out what happens when he goes through a car wash.
Method acting…
Inna and I saw our first CT yesterday. She noted that the drivers looked like they were from Duck Dynasty.
So we took to calling it the Duck Truck. Which seems apropos.
I heard the opinion yesterday that the Cybertruck is what happens if Deloreans inbreed.
(For those of you what can’t see Twitter images, it’s a picture of a cybertruck with the right rear steel panel off, and it looks like a Hot Wheels car under the skin.)
If Back to the Future were made today, Marty McFly would have to incredulously ask Doc Brown “Are you telling me you built a time machine - out of a CYBERTRUCK?!”
Pish posh, who needs a frame when that steel panel will stop bullets.
Oh wait, the steel panel fell off. Hmm, I’ve got it, obviously caused by user error, they must not have read the owner’s manual warning against getting the panels wet.
I’ve seen it described as a Pontiac Aztek crossbred with a DeLorean and can’t disagree.
How do we know the panel just fell off?
The mere fact it is plausible is quite sufficient.
Tesla isn’t exactly known for having the highest build standards in the industry even in the best of times. Each of their models has had numerous reported issues in each of their first years before settling down to a more acceptable (but still below industry average) rate.
It should have come as no surprise to anybody that the Cybertruck would be no different, and yet people were still signing up on long waiting lists to be the lab rats that let Tesla work those kinks out of their assembly line. I imagine most of these issues will get resolved within a year or so, but in the meantime, this is literally the history of each of their models repeating itself yet again.