Now that Elon Musk has bought Twitter - now the Pit edition (Part 1)

And the Renault Dauphine (I had a 1959 model back in the ‘70s).

Ah, I thought you were referring to Johann der Kindermacher :grinning:.

It boggles the mind that you did not immediately also think of the Lotus Europa!

That’s been used in a couple of British car reviews I’ve seen, but rarely.

You have to open the fronnet to get to the froot.

On that note, do you need to open the frood to get into the frunk?

And do Teslas have hoopy froods?

Well Elmo is certainly a Frooty Loop, so the answer is probably “yes”.

If frottage were to happen in the frunk, would it cause the universe to imflode?

There’s a frottage in the cottage near the Tesla’s shifting paddle, in a battle with the potholes on a noodle-yeeting doodler.

Thank you, Danny.

“Oh, that? That’s SUPPOSED to be on fire. Not our problem!”

From the article:

“The product in question was not defective or unreasonably dangerous,” Tesla’s filing said.

It’s as if this guy went into the automobile industry.

Seriously.

“Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts - Canyonaro!”

Republicans are hyping the SAVE act as part of their pretense that there’s mass election fraud, to “ensure” that only American citizens vote in elections, which is already the law.

Anyone who dares to oppose the SAVE legislation should, according to Elon Musk, face the ultimate penalty. Musk 7/5 on Twitter:

Crank bloodlust, already exemplified by antivaxers and Covid cranks calling for “Nuremberg II” tribunals with imagery of gallows and the guillotine, has gotten out of hand.

Instead of acting to damp down this hysteria, right-wingers are exploiting it.

Exploiting, hell.

They invented it. For the pure purpose of whipping their audience into a froth.

OMG, Musk things that people opposing the SAVE bill should be President!

Good to know Elmo is well read on the US constitution and the definition of treason. Fucking immigrants. This is why we need TFG in power again, to deport all these immigrants back to where they came from. Maybe we can deport TFGs mail order Eastern European brides and the anchor babies they’ve had while we’re at it.

Elon doesn’t have the faintest clue what treason is in American law.

He probably thinks it’s “doing shit I don’t like”.

Just a reminder that the above quote is from Elon Musk, not me.

My penalty for traitors of this sort is to chuck them under the chin and give them a packet of oyster crackers.

Sorry about not having the attribution clearer. I’ll report my post to see if a moderator can fix it.