Guess who accepted a helicopter ride to Epstein Island in 2013?
TIL that Elon’s ex-wife Talulah Riley married Thomas Brodie-Sangster, also known as the voice of Ferb from Disney’s Phineas and Ferb.
“Hey Ferb, I know what we’re gonna do today!”
“Girls FTW!”
It occurs to me — there’s a decent possibility that at least part of Musk’s motivation for the whole DOGE thing being so aggressive across so many departments could have been desperation to find and attempt to remove all this stuff.
Elon invited himself to Epstein Island, Epstein said “oh fuck Ghislane you deal with this shit” and she told him they’re fucking shutting down their entire sex trafficking operation rather than let him come. It’s so evil and yet so pathetic. Elon was too pathetic to be invited to rape children with everyone else.
All of the other pedos…
Used to laugh and call him names…
They wouldn’t let poor Elon…
Join in any pedo games…
Nicely done!
I really can’t explain how Musk became the richest man in the world. There had to be some deal involved, at a crossroads, at midnight.
OK, but who did Elon make a deal with?
Traditionally, the deal is made with Satan.
In this case, he appears to not have met his desired goal, so he made a deal with Donald Trump, second in charge of hell.
I don’t see Hell putting Trump in any position of responsibility. They have standards.
I have said a few times in the past that while I know magic/devil/etc aren’t real, if I was more credulous Trump (and maybe Elon) look more like a “deal with the devil” than anything I’ve ever seen. If magic was real, Trump’s infinite ability to fail upward and have mind control power over tens of millions of people despite having no skills or charm or any positive traits whatsoever is the most clear and puzzling examples of it.
Nothing new. Just because ‘Elon’.
Ha! That should help Tesla sales, which are plummeting even as global EV sales are exploding! 
Elmo is never going to be anywhere near bankrupt, but he may well be sorry.
There would be no more champagne available for at least a year. Have to grow the grapes!
This is getting waaaaaaay beyond out of hand.
SpaceX files plans for million-satellite orbital data center constellation
Elon’s going to wind up causing a Kessler cascade, isn’t he?
SpaceX has to get Starship to work first.
Well, how many satellites did you think it was going to take to put 100GW of power generation into space each year to power our new AI datacenter overlords?
I love SpaceX talking about Kardashev Type II civilizations, it really tells you how grounded in reality they are.