It wouldn’t be a secret lair if we knew he had it, would it?
You make a good point.
Knowing Musk I doubt he would be able to resist the temptation to brag about it for more than 15 seconds, 20 tops.
Not at all. There are a number of favored types. Lolitas are one, but there are also characters with unbelievably gigantic breasts.
Also, anime-adjacent, small horses.
(ETA I see some of this has been covered later in the thread.)
Weebs. The board is filled with weebs (another pop culture term that can be looked up)
No, those are merely “large” by manga standards. To be “unbelievably gigantic”, they would have to be big enough that in real life they’d have to be carried in a wheelbarrow.
If he has he should go hide out there.
Mix around the letters of Elon Musk and you get Lone Skum.
He had Grok design it. That’s why his secret volcanic island lair is in South Texas
Nah, it’s in the 15 miles of underground tunnel we built in the early nineties for the Supercollider project that was abandoned. Rarely has a site been better designed for a supervillain lair.
Desertron: The Superconducting Super Collider in Waxahachie - Atlas Obscura
Now see, that makes too much sense for him. He’d insist on finding a different site and leveraging it to get some pork for the Boring Company.
I’m still enjoying the schadenfreude of watching him spend a quarter billion dollars on Texas elections this year alone and moving from California to the state only to be so despicable that it helped turn the state blue
Maybe we can encourage him to move to Florida next?
Nitpick: It’s more delicious than that, he spent nearly half a billion.
Nitpicking the nitpick, it was close to a quarter billion on Texas specifically, and a half billion nationwide.
A half a billion out of 1 trillion is 1/2000th of his net worth. Do the math on your own net worth and see how much that’d sting you. Hint: it won’t.
Oh sure, but it was just one more time he made himself look like a fool publicly. I don’t know what any of us can do to his net worth, but his ego just punched itself in the dick
ETA: 1/2000th of my net worth is not earth shattering but it would sting. Burning even 1/5000th would cause me to flinch. But that’s the difference between independently wealthy and needing a steady income to live and hope to retire one day, perhaps even comfortably
You know, he’d make an interesting case study. His ego is both simultaneously so thin that he’ll spend $44 billion to buy Twitter to try to stop people from making fun of him on it, and yet also so dense that he publicly punches himself in the dick with it repeatedly and doesn’t seem to feel it.
Awww, that’s not quite as tasty. Still pretty tasty, though!
Yes, please. As things stand Ron DeSantis is already bragging that he’s the ONLY Republican who managed to Keep His State Red. Clearly he’s certain he’ll be living in whatever is left of the White House, come January 2029.
If Elon could come to Florida and poison the very name ‘Republican’ here, as he’s done in Texas, we all would benefit.
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This is 30+ minutes long but does contain Ron’s humblebrags, for anyone interested:
A lot of his worth is on paper, whereas the ½ yard was, presumably, actually paid out to suppliers and vendors. I’m sure it stings a little bit. That’s why he’s joking about it. It’s a mask made of pure copium.