Well of course, they’re morons.
Did Elon’s mother just say he had a “developmental disorder”?
Just the happy kind, the kind that makes kids jump into the air in exuberant joy, and later on they buy unprofitable social media companies for the same reason (just because it’s fun!). As adults, some of these afflicted individuals, enthralled by the presence of an audience, jump into the air again for no reason at all.
The aforegoing is no doubt all due to Elmo’s distinguished progenitor, Elmo-Maye the Mother, certified at least equally deranged. Unlike her son, Elmo-Maye has not been observed wildly jumping into the air to celebrate the rise of fascism, but her recommendations on voting strategy that legally produce 100 Trump votes for every Trumpist should be duly noted.
No, you misunderstood. Maye Musk is a parody account.
Given the response, I had wondered.
Are you sure? There are real papers reporting on the “vote 100 times” post as if she is the real deal, and it appears to be the same account.
5 seconds of checking verifies that it isn’t. The @mayemusk account is quite obviously legitimate.
Now, the post Elon’s mom made is gone (either she deleted it or someone else did), but you can still see the thread that has reactions to her post:
And now Liam Nissan is temporarily going by Camry Diaz (as a joke I assume).
But yes, his mom really posted that and there has been quite a reaction.
WHY IS REALITY LIKE THIS NOW
sheesh
I’m sure his fanboys will handwave it away but geez, having your mom lecture the other little boys about bullying her (checks notes) 53 year old son completely nukes that Dudebro mystique. His testicles must have crawled back up so far he’s choking on them.
Someone put Elon in a cheerleading outfit in his jumping photo and it is too funny. But I feel bad for laughing at it now that I know he has developmental disorders.
But then I saw him and tucker having a huge laugh about how nobody even bothers to try to kill Kamala. And I decided fuck him.
Dammit, I’m never going to be able to unsee that.
Nope, I reject your reality and substitute my own.
You know that’s 100% fair. 
My theory is that ever since November 2016 we’ve been stuck in a Harry Turtledove novel about what would happen if Hillary had lost. In terms of plausibility, it’s not one of his better ones.
These days I’m often reminded of Back to the Future. Specifically the scene where Marty tells Doc that Ronald Reagan is President in 1985.
And I think about going back 30 years and trying to convince my younger self (or anybody else) I’m from the future in a similar way and just can’t.
In the 50s, the ridiculous idea Ronald Reagan would one day be President is infinitely more plausible than describing the last 30 years to somebody in 1994. The most plausible but still hard to believe thing I could tell them is the Cubs and the Red Sox both broke their respective curses and won the Series.
Well, all I can say is, the next Trump supporter I meet whom I respect, will be the first. /Turtledovisms
As did the White Sox. That actually did happen. I saw it.
I swear the “simulation theory” makes more sense all the time. 
Shhh! You’ll piss of the basilisk.
It all started going downhill after Leonard Nimoy died. They just stopped paying attention to their simulation after that.