Now that Ricky is out, what celebrities "everybody knows" are gay remain?

Hmmm. See, I think you’re falling into the “if you’re past forty and not married, You Must Be Gay” trap here.

Ah, but what the heck do I know?

Tom Cruise just doesn’t seem to be comfortable with himself in some way – that’s what makes me wonder, in his case.

Well, except for, you know, dating them, and marrying three of them.

Well, yes… but it was my understanding that Quinto’s sexuality is pretty much an open secret.

Seriously, his role on So NoTORIous as the flamboyant gay BFF was awfully convincing if he isn’t gay… I mean, he made Sean Hayes as Jack McFarland look butch, and Hayes finally came out a few months ago.

Can’t speak for Matthew Broderick, but I’ve been at multiple events with Cuba Gooding, Jr., and he’s about as heterosexual as they come. He’ll nail anything with a slit in the front and a pulse…

Sure, if you wanna go rummaging through all the minute details…

Still, he’s creepy enough and asexual-seeming enough that there are constant jokes about Kate Holmes being brainwashed and imprisoned, and their marriage being loveless.

I think Spacey’s probably bi. I’ve read accounts of women who’ve slept with him in addition to all the weird “getting his phone stolen walking his dog at 2am through a known gay cruising area” stories. I seem to remember hearing that he & Emily Blunt had a thing once? Though if you’ve ever read about his childhood, it was fucking bizarre so who knows what’s really going on in his head.

His first wife made a famously strange statement about him- I can’t remember the exact phrasing but it was about his childhood desire to be a monk and how he almost made it (i.e. apparently not that interested in sex). Nicole Kidman doesn’t seem to have pleasant things to say about him either and then there’s the odd miscarriage timing (they announce their separation and then she learns she’s pregnant and miscarries, implying it wasn’t his [the long period of time when they didn’t have kids even though both are apparently fertile and the fact that she became pregnant during a separation]). Katie Holmes began with the jumping on Oprah incident and then the various oddities thereafter. Like Michael Jackson his household seems to be all stocked up with weird.

What about Sigfried and What’s-Left-Of-Roy?

Doesn’t oprah have a lot of gay rumors swirling about her as well?

Tom Cruise is not gay, but his “thetans” are.
Leonardo DiCaprion is probbly gay.
What about Jay Leno?

The scuttlebutt is that they were lovers many years ago but haven’t been romantically involved for decades. They still live and work together and are each other’s lifemates but it’s a sort of very open marriage. Both have had significant others who they’re fairly public with but at the end of the day and of the relationship they’re going to continue living with each other. (Gore Vidal claims that he and Howard Austen, his partner of 50 years, had a similar relationship: long term significant others who turned outward for sex and inward for everything else.)

Spacey has a great line about this, to the effect of: “Lots of women think I’m gay and try to convert me. I let them.”

Has anyone heard the theories that Abe Lincoln was gay? Sorry, no cite.

They fessed up in 2007.

Yeah, they’ve been high profile in recent years. Personally I discount them as they’re mainly based on his sharing a bed with a roommate for 4 years as a young bachelor (which wasn’t uncommon in the 19th century) and on his sharing a bed with his bodyguard whenever Mrs. Lincoln was away (which when you consider what happened when he didn’t have a bodyguard near him takes on new meaning). He very well could have been but if he was gayer than Liberace on laughing gas there’s no real way to prove it.

Lily Tomlin?
Gene Wilder after Gilda?

Lily was out long ago.

Two people so far have mentioned DiCaprio. Zuh? I thought he was a notorious womanizer, not just dating but hooking up like it was going out of style.

snerk!

it’s usually the tiger.

Re Ryan Seacrest… Howard Stern had some bimbo on recently that ‘dated’ him for months and said they would go out in public together but never had any sexual contact. Not that I believe all of what some airhead says, I just found it interesting how clueless she seemed to be about it, like she couldn’t think of any reason in the world why he wanted to take her out around town but didn’t want to touch her.