Now There's a News Summary You Don't See Every Day

[Sailboat]

CNN news story summarized by bullet points. That last one is hilarious.

STORY HIGHLIGHTS

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[li]A cougar jumped a man walking with a skateboard in Banff, Alberta[/li][li] “He hit the animal with the skateboard and stunned him,” park official says[/li][li] Cougar attacks on people are rare since the cats are “very wary of people,” official says[/li][li] Skateboards used to defend against cougars is even rarer, he says[/li][/ul]

[billfish678]

Heh.

I think the “walking” man doesn’t quite get this whole skateboard concept either.

[shantih]

I think he gets the concept just fine: anti-cougar devise. Hey, it worked!

[Doctor_Jackson]

Now playing at your local adult theatre - “Skateboard Cougar Whackers”

[EmilyG]

If I ever return to Banff, I’ll be sure to carry a skateboard with me to ward off dangerous wildlife. Thanks for the tip, CNN.