One of my students told me this one yesterday, and I thought it was so funny I had to pass it on:
William Howard Taft (our heaviest president) was a CANNIBAL, and every now and then one of his Phillipino house boys would disappear, to feed his hunger for human flesh.
HA-HA-HA-HA
Don’t laugh its true!
Also Lincoln kept mummified hands in that hat of his to snack on during boring meetings.
Every hour or so as a snack, perhaps, judging by the size of him (those Filipino kids were pretty thin in those days). Something made him pile on so many pounds that even your average water buffalo strained under the weight…
Millard Fillmore would not eat Catholics on Friday.