Who the hell could have predicted that a nuclear power plant, the most safe form of energy in the history of humanity with the exceptions of Chernobyl, Hanford, Windscale, etc. might melt down? It’s impossible in a modern reactor. Ipso facto, cuz I say so! Nobody could have predicted this. Kinda like nobody could have predicted 9/11 other than the people who did predict it. Certainly not those who own and operate nuclear reactors and make profits from them. They could not have predicted such a thing. They in fact declared it impossible for such a thing to happen.
Who could have predicted a 8.9 or 9.0 or 9.1 earthquake near Japan? Fucking nobody, that’s who. Japan is seismically inactive! Everybody knows that!
Now let’s get the government to spread the cost of repair and clean up among the whole population, while those injured can fend for them fucking selves. We wouldn’t want the people who invested and took the risk to actually pay for the cost of not preventing the unpredictable catastrophe! That might chill others into not making such risky investments.
Privatize profits, socialize losses. It’s the American way. Such a patriotic capitalist windfall could never happen in a socialist country like Japan. We are on the cutting edge. Hey! I can see my hand glow in the dark! I have super powers!!!