Number 1 = pee; Number 2 = poo; Number 9 = ?

It must be some painful british thing, according to the Beatles. Any clue?

John Lennon was into numerology, and was obsessed with the number 9. Besides “Revolution 9”, he also had “Dream #9” and “Two Virgins No. 9”. Lennon was born on Oct. 9, the Beatles signed their first recording contract on May 9, they performed on Ed Sullivan on Feb. 9, his son Sean was born on Oct. 9, and John was shot on Dec. 8 (the 9th UK time).

I am soooo glad I can transfer this to General Questions.
Buh-bye.

I wonder whether manhattan and Chronos will be so glad to accept it. I for one had no idea it was a GQ when I replied to it.

It’s not. It’s a joke question. Moderators are curazy.