Nun Proliferation

I was listening to NPR recently and someone being interviewed mentioned the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (I am guessing it was in relation to Iran, but the context is irrelevant), while I contextually I knew what they were talking about I still could swear I heard them say Nuclear Nun Proliferation Treaty.

Naturally this led to images of nuclear accidents at a convent (what better way to make money for the abbey than to sell nuclear energy?) which leads to all of the nuns getting super powers (isn’t that what always happens when nuclear power goes bad?). Think of the good they could bring to the world with their radioactive habits and super-nun-powers. I can see why the international community would want to make sure that these sisters are not cloistered up and unable to use their powers for the betterment of all humankind.

That was about the most mundane and pointless post I have ever made. Gosh I’m glad we have a place to sequester things like this so that they cannot harm the general public.

Are you suggesting they’re reached a critical mass?

It could render the world uninhabitable.

What if theyre’ bent on world dominican?

Easy to divert them from it; just give them a few sips of Benedictine! :slight_smile:

(Although the idea of some of the ruler-wielding nuns of parochial school fame armed with nuclear warheads is truly terrifying!)

I’m about this cloister smacking you for that pun.

Eh, if you can’t take on a few nuns, you’re a wimple…

My, you’ve been aggressive ob late.

You’re right, that was over the top. I’m ro sary.