New game. Dont use vowels, strtng nw.
Snds lk w hv jws stpld sht.
Thr ws gme lk ths n sm tm g whn w ch hd t gss wht vryn ls sd. rmmbr tht Wht Lghtnng nd hd t pck p th slvng slck fr vryn ls. t ws fn, bt md r brns hrt.
nt sng vwls snds lk 'l swmp ds whn h’s drnkng…lk rght nw! 
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ths s lm. :wlly!
ld mcdnld hd frm, … [slnc]
ths s m frst sccsfll thrd .n gs
y knw, ppl hv bn wrtng hbrw nd `rbc nd smtc lnggs lk ths fr thsnds f yrs wth nthng bt cnsnnts, nd thy sm t mng jst fn lk tht.
butwhatwoulddrivemecrazyisifeveryonewrotewholesentenceswithnospacesatalthewaytheydointhailand. WTFisupwiththat?
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Ds “Y” cnt s vwl?
Cnt, nt cnt! Gt yr mnd t f th gttr!
It’sactuallyeasierformetoreadsomethinglikethisthansomethingwithoutvowels,buttheverticalstuffisjustplainannoying(tellthattotherestofChinaandTaiwan.Hah!).
Fck ff, ths s stpd.
W nw knw th trth: Slmn7t = K’z’k!
f u cn rd ths msj u cn bcm a secy n gt a gd jb.
(Famous ad messsage on NYC buses. I’m told that in the late 60s somebody adorned this with the grafitto " fk nxn".)
ths thrd mks m brn hrt
Ths thrd mks th bb jss cr!
Tchncll, ‘R’ s vwl, f y thnk bt t. S s ‘L’, t lst n Slvk.
G SMSH!
s thts whr th vwls wnt
Ths sms rthr stpd bt fn. Myb w cn hve lt f fn. F ths thrd stys rnd lng ngh thn cn gt 1000 psts.
Dd y knw tht dcks qcks cn nt che?
Lmrs Schl Gl ds nt tst t gd.
Bl rt pnt tsts mch bttr, ccrdng to frnd.