NY AG Letitia James drops the (civil) hammer {On Trump & Family} [9/21/2022]

Good. Enough bullshit is enough. He’s been handled with kid gloves, but there comes a point where the toddler has to be told to put down the scissors before he hurts himself.

I’m picturing a male dog that’s just been forcibly removed from his romantic encounter with the hassock.

No. Seriously. I am. There’s something desperately wrong with me.

So the loans were perfect becasue Trump and the bank made money? What about the tax fraud Donald? The taxes you didn’t pay to New York because you devauled property for tax purposes and inflated the value for loan purposes? What about the people who could not get more favorable loans becasue they loaned the money to you under fradulant conditions? The state of New York, the taxpayers and other businesses who play by the rules are the victums here.

It was a perfect scam until you caught. And the witnesses, they were the documents you and your team signed off on as being truthful. The witness is the state of New York you fool.

I think we are around ten or fifteen minutes from the prosecution starting. They are allotted 2.5 hours. It would be funny if they just said, “The prosecution rests”.

Agreed. But making Trump sit there a listen for two hours is sweet too

Another snippet from Trump’s diatribe

In the rambling address, Trump said: “What happened here, sir, is a fraud on me.”

Trump muttered at one point to the judge, “I know you have your agenda.”

“Mr. Kise, please control your client,” Engoron fired back.

Really milking the ‘every accusation’ thing, isn’t he.

Can he though? Can Trump sit there with his mouth shut for 2+ hours while a prosecutor lays everything out for all to see?

The prosecution has started. Trump did not return to the courtroom but he will be speaking to the press later today.

Because of course he didn’t. The little thin-skinny baby man can not stand to hear factual statements that point out his blatant fraud.

Likely, his own lawyers told him to stay the hell away, because they knew they could not control the toddler. They probably promised him a hamberder and two (TWO!) scoops of ice cream if he left.

I am sure he is watching on TV from a safe distance, and he will hear everything, but in private. With his pudding.

He’s speaking to the media right now. It’s on CNN, likely elsewhere too.

He was asked if he will go to the documents trial, and he says “I wanna go to all my trials…” like it’s part of his social calendar.

The usual blather. “Election interference, set up by Biden, blah blah blah.” He’s a victim, and it’s Biden’s fault. Letitia James met with Biden recently; he just found out about that. Of course, they were planning something against him.

He’s taking questions, but not giving answers, just blathering.

“The documents case? I’m protected by the Presidential Records act, Biden isn’t. Biden and the Democrats are weaponizing a bunch of alphabet agencies to go after his political opponents including me.”

He just left the room.

I agree that while the man shouldn’t have been allowed to speak, it’s also a bench trial. If the judge wants to let Trump rant and rave like a sovereign citizen going on and on about joinder and legal names and how the court doesn’t have any jurisdiction over him well, there’s no jury to worry about or anything. Let the man hang himself and give the State everything they asked for, maybe more.

Yup, that’s why I said I doubt the Chewbacca Defense is going to work properly on Engoron.

Chewbacca is a large Ewok.
Ewoks live on Endor.

Endor… Engoron… Hmmmmm

I’ve been on my feet arguing for that length of time. It takes physical and mental endurance. I’m usually wiped after that type of court day.

I read an article recently that said Taylor Swift’s training regimen for her last tour involved singing her entire repertoire for 3 and a half hours while running on a treadmill. I wonder if lawyers have similar workout routines?

I’m imagining Kise sprinting on the treadmill, thinking about Trump, and belting out

Or old school style:

Hoo-hoo-hoo
Go on, take the money and run
Go on, take the money and run
Hoo-hoo-hoo
Go on, take the money and run
Ohh Lord